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Not only is J. K. Rowling (or J. K. R., which could also stand for “Just Korrupting Religion”) propagating devilish magick and condemnable gay-ness, she is furthering the atheistic evolutionary theory of that high-class denizen of Britain, Charles Robert Darwin. The very name “Harry Potter” symbolizes the Darwinian speculations of the ape-man, the supposedly “missing link” (if it’s a link, how can it be missing??). They say that the ape-man was “hairy”, and any reconstruction of that dreaded Australopithecus will showcase an up-right walking proto-hominid with…you guessed it…hairy legs, arms, and bodies!!! It’s Harry Meets the Hendersons! It’s Australopithecus harriensis in your living room, destroying the foundations of Christian morality right before your eyes! And as if that would be enough – no, it’s not! The Harry Potter books celebrate drug use: someone who grows pot, is a potter. Harry Potter: evolution + drug addiction: a condemnable combination, the likes of which we haven’t seen since the drug-addled sixties and the swinging twenties! And why doesn’t Ms.Rowling tell us what her initials “J. K.” actually stand for? Does she have something to hide? Does she like the sound of “J. K.” because it sounds like the Hindu mantra “Jai Ki”, which means “Victory to”? Victory to Who, is the question. Could it be…uh, I don’t know…SATAN??? Is Ms. Rowling a secret Hindu trying to corrupt (or K.-orrupt???) our youth into buying yoga mats and eating blueberry Tofu? Is she trying to get us to sell our SUVs and buy hybrids, when God clearly told us in Genesis to “subdue” the earth? Please send Ms. Rowling a clear and incontrovertible message that you will not be party to her Euro-atheist plans for world domination. Please send $400 (payable in dollars or euros; money orders only!!) to the address at my website, and I will make sure to email Ms. Rowling that you refuse to support her evil sins.
