Well, I see a few problemsâŚ
No Confetior: âI confessâŚthat I have sinnedâŚwell, uh, not Me, but, umâŚwell, just carry on yourselvesâŚâ
Leave out middle invocation of the Kyrie. Only do first part of Gloria. As a matter of fact, I see Him starting a lot of prayers, then trailing off and making âGâhead, gâheadâ motions with His hands.
Gospel readings from NAB: âWaitaminnitâŚIâm pretty sure thatâs not exactly what I saidâŚWhereâs my Vulgate?â
Canon: Change to first person: âI took the breadâŚâ