If Jesus came to the US to celebrate mass

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Maybe we’d have live satellite TV coverage for the benefit of those outside of the US. Then, a blessing similar to Urbi et Orbi but, since Jesus would be in the US, does anyone know how “US to the World” translate in Latin?
 
Santi2 said:
Maybe we’d have live satellite TV coverage for the benefit of those outside of the US. Then, a blessing similar to Urbi et Orbi but, since Jesus would be in the US, does anyone know how “US to the World” translate in Latin?
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This got me thinking, “Why would Jesus come to the U.S. at all?” since prayer or the word “God” has been banned from schools and other places.
 
Ghoti said:
In any marriage, doesn’t the bride usually tell the Groom what’s what? 🙂
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Marriage is an arrangement in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to have the other half cooked. 😉
 
Filius99993 said:
True. I don’t know what Bono’d think of it. Anyway, Catholicism beats U2charist any day.
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Bono actually approves of it, as long as all the money collected goes to some charity he sponsors, and it has to be an actual “worship” service, not a concert.

Ghoti- please, never joke about such things. My heart almost stopped. 😃
 
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