I’d probably excuse myself… I get kinda clumsy when I meet famous people - at least I think I do ]
I’d ask important questions:
How long will it take me to become a Saint?
Do I really have to join a convent or get martyred to become a Saint?
Do Popes wear underwear under their robes?
Have you ever tried Saint Peters thing about walking on water? Did it work for you?
How many languages do Popes have to learn?
Do you have that good Italian Ice cream in the freezer. May I have some with you, please?
When do you get to open your Christmas Presents?
Do Popes dance and sing in the shower?
Do Popes get to watch movies? Ride Bikes? Skateboard?
Do Popes have to make their beds? Do Saints have to make their beds?
Do Popes have pets?
Can I have a ride in the Pope-mobile, please?