I'm a Jedi.

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Thats true and we’re better off for it L33T. Gays are ruining this country. SpongeBob is not gay. He pwns you.
 
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Is it blasphemous that my first name is Christian? Even though I’m a Jedi?
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I wouldn’t call that blasphemous. There is a difference between having a name and then using Gods name in vain. Christian is a name that is often used to honor Christ.
 
HEY GUYS MY ALIAS IS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE FOR MULTIPLE ORGASMS is that blasphemy.
 
How did this:
L33T Rappa Mech:
What is Gnosticism?
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Turn in to this:
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L33T, you support Gnosticism. You don’t know this? Fooool
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YOU HAVE FAILED JEDI!

The 21st code …Harmonizing. Do you harmonizE by saying:
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That’s because you are an idiot.
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GO BACK TO SCHOOL Padawon…I leave you with two words…
ENGLISH LESSONS
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Me, my wife and my son …
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That is because your dad is a moron. My dad is not. He says things that make sense.
 
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Neo saved the world by cutting a deal.
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It kills the series though. Its such a disappointment. The human race is oppressed for centuries and basicly turned into slaves and Neo cuts a deal so that they can remain oppressed.
 
Nah its so the machines will let them go they stop farming the humans too remember.
 
No they dont.

and my dad is cool I’m only 12 and he let me watch all the Matrix
 
Am I going to hell for everything I’ve said in this topic? I don’t care anyway as Jediism is the only way to become one with the force when you die.
 
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No they dont.

and my dad is cool I’m only 12 and he let me watch all the Matrix
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I know more about the matrix than you 12 yr old. I am mighty as im older. bumjouster.

Anyway I saw the matrix at the cinema and when I did i was only 14
 
Anyway my dad is smarter than yours. He lets us watch whatever we want. He doesn’t care that I started smoking when i was 11
 
He told me that he doesnt give a flying f*** if a become a jedi, so i did. my mom is always going out to get the toaster fixed. She says its really badly broken and only this one guy can fix it. He came round once and put his hand on my head and ruffled my hair. I didnt like it and punched him in the gut. my mom slapped me really hard and i started crying and went to lie in the crawl space.
 
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That is because your dad is a moron. My dad is not. He says things that make sense.
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Whats going on now, is there an arguement over whose dad is smarter?
 
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