I'm Gonna Refrain Like It's 2021 :musical_note:

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CRV said:
I’m not so sure about that … at least when you faint and then come around you are still sure of what state of being you are in 😉
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So what state of being would that be - animal, mineral, or vegetable? Maybe, gas, liquid, or solid??🤔
 
You are the cause of all of this. What do you have to say to protect yourself???
 
Protect myself… from what?

If I must say something, I guess it would be this:

“Officer, I didn’t know I was speeding. Honest! When I saw you, and you were going so very fast, I thought I was going too slow. To tell the truth, I began to panic. I quickly looked around to see what the speed limit is, and I saw the sign, like that one right over there, that says 110. So I gently accelerated up to 110, and what a relief it was to see that you were no longer gaining on me. Now, what seems to be the problem?”
 
🎶 “95 was the route you were on,
It was not the speed limit sign” 🎼
  • Speedball Tucker by Jim Croce
 
😂🤣 fabulous answer … … must remember that for future use!

ETA have reached the max # of likes so have to wait 32 mins - such an odd number.
 
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98 at the starting gate

ETA to correct my mistake this post is now 97
 
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