The Catholic Church doesn’t wait around looking for excuses to excommunicate people, believe it or not. In many cases, doing so would cause more disunity with the Church because the excommunicant will play the victim and pray on people’s sympathy. It’s the old, “Look at me! I’m so progressive and forward thinking that my own church tossed me out, just ignore the fact that I have placed myself outside the rules of my own religion” defense.
Sister Joan is anything but mainstream. She’s a remnant of the 60’s culture that embraced moral relativism. She’s also been disciplined for attending these heretical ordinations of women. Folks like her are at the end of their respective religious careers and have nothing to lose. This is a swan song.
Speaking of the ordination of women in the Catholic Curch, I have an important announcement. I am now the starting quarterback for the Big 12 Champion University of Oklahoma Sooners football team. In this capacity I will be calling the plays this January 8th during the BCS National Championship Game. Now, it is true that neither the University of Oklahoma Athletic Department nor Head Coach Bob Stoops recognize me in this role. But, that is only because both OU and Stoops hold antiquated and biased views concerning out of shape 27 year olds with no division I collegiate football experience. ** I, however, know in my heart that I am the starting quarterback for the Sooners and I expect to be treated with all the respect and benefits of my new role**.