In Case Of Rapture, this E-Mail Account Will Still Be Working

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allhers said:
What’s even funnier, if they believe in the “rapture”, didn’t they share that info in advance with everyone they knew, and wouldn’t they think that the other people would be able to figure out where they were without an email telling them?🤷
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Then there’s this paragraph from the site…the selling point as to WHY you should dish out the $40 bucks:
*Imagine how taken back they will be by the millions of missing Christians and devastation at the rapture. They will know it was true and that they have blown it. There will be a small window of time where they might be reached for the Kingdom of God. We have made it possible for you to send them a letter of love and a plea to receive Christ one last time. You can also send information based on scripture as to what will happen next. *These guys need to run a site telling us the lotto numbers. Even Jesus told us we would know neither the hour nor the day…but if you pay $40, you can give a blow-by-blow of the future!! 👍
 
MarcoPolo said:
Then there’s this paragraph from the site…the selling point as to WHY you should dish out the $40 bucks:
Imagine how taken back they will be by the millions of missing Christians and devastation at the rapture. They will know it was true and that they have blown it. There will be a small window of time where they might be reached for the Kingdom of God. We have made it possible for you to send them a letter of love and a plea to receive Christ one last time. You can also send information based on scripture as to what will happen next. These guys need to run a site telling us the lotto numbers. Even Jesus told us we would know neither the hour nor the day…but if you pay $40, you can give a blow-by-blow of the future!! 👍
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They will be shocked, staring at the chaos and destruction, aware that all the Christians are gone, realizing the Rapture is true and it happened, and run to check their email to find out whether they should receive Christ. They just won’t know what they ought to do about that issue, while it’s all happening. They’ll be that indecisive.:rolleyes: Then they get the “letter” from a complete stranger, urging them to receive Christ and that settles it, that breaks the tie in their minds. But only a week into it, you know, or it would be too soon to impress them.
The unbelievers are standing there thinking, well, this must be the Rapture and this is the beginning of the Tribulation then, and all the planes falling into the cities aflame and shearing wings and engines and the blazing factories and the careering cars and heavy equipment vehicles are signs of the end of the world, but it’s only been this way four or five days and it could all be back to normal by the weekend in time to go camping, so I won’t think about it until after I get back… And that weekend they think, let’s just check the email first in case I got any mail from a total stranger. And they open the bulk mail and voila! a “letter” saying they should turn to Jesus Christ. So they say, OK, I wasn’t going to, but if this individual thinks I should.😃
 
dude, after the rapture, we’re going have some sick parties. It’ll be good times.
 
I really should restrain myself from laughing too much about this. Permit me to pray for the administrators of this website and those who have paid the $40 bucks to set up a pre-trib email!! God enlighten these folks, and all of Your children, whatever Your will may be. Amen! 🙂
 
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rpp said:
This is hilarious.

I wonder if anyone is going for it.
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I like your signature as I too want to remember the one from bishop Sheen about “not a hundred people like the Catholic church, but there are thousands who think it to be something else”…something like that…🤷
 
Cathdefender said:
I like your signature as I too want to remember the one from bishop Sheen about “not a hundred people **like **the Catholic church, but there are thousands who think it to be something else”…something like that…🤷
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:eek: I think you have an adjective a bit off there. 🙂

And I believe the quote goes something like this: “Not a hundred people in this country hate the Catholic Church, but there are millions who hate what they think the Church teaches.”

And thank you for the kind words. 🙂
 
rpp said:
:eek: I think you have an adjective a bit off there. 🙂

And I believe the quote goes something like this: “Not a hundred people in this country hate the Catholic Church, but there are millions who hate what they think the Church teaches.”

And thank you for the kind words. 🙂
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Yes, thank you.👍
 
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If the site is a Tim LaHaye kind of group, why wouldn’t the people left behind have already read the bestselling and prolific Left Behind books which have been out for ten years or so and have spawned spin-offs for children (or YA?) and all kinds of other things?
 
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