I would love to see the look on your face Patrick, when you stand nose to nose with Jesus and he asks you, “So my child, what was all this OOOO IEO make me invisible stuff on the CAF forums about?”
Thanks for the laugh Pat. I had tears. You rock.
-Tim-
And the sad part is, I didn’t make that up; those are actually authentic Greco-Roman stuff. Gotta love those pagans and their gibberish…
For the record, I’ve seen another one which is nothing but the letter
E repeated a number of times:
EEEEEEEE. I had trouble visualizing someone reciting it: it reads like a girl’s scream.
A Mithraic ritual ups the ante and has, erm,
this:
"*Hail, O Lord, Great Power, Great Might, King, Greatest of gods, Helios, the Lord of heaven and earth, God of gods: mighty is your breath; mighty is your strength, O Lord. If it be your will, announce me to the supreme god, the one who has begotten and made you: that a man –
I, _______ whose mother is _______ who was born from the mortal womb of _______ and from the fluid of semen, and who, since he has been born again from you today, has become immortal out of so many myriads in this hour according to the wish of god the exceedingly good-- resolves to worship you, and prays with all his human power (that you may take along with you the horoscope of the day and hour today, which has the name THRAPSIARI MORIROK, that he may appear and give revelation during the good hours, EORO RORE ORRI ORlOR ROR ROI OR REORORI EOR EOR EOR EORE!).*"
But wait a moment. Hasn’t anyone noticed that
Old MacDonald Had a Farm has the chorus
EE-I-EE-I-O? It’s too eerily similar to Greco-Roman magical formulas…that means it must be
PAGAN! Quick, somebody call Jack T. Chick! :bigyikes:
