Incarnation Joke

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God: Tomorrow, I will become man.
Angels: But Lord, You are the Lord!
God: Yes, that is true, but I wish to become man.
Angels: O Lord, why would you wish to become man?
God: Because I want man to become a god.
Angels: But Lord, You are the Lord!
God: Indeed, I alone Am, but I want man to become My adopted son.
Angels: O Lord, make us Your sons too!
God: Are you not “sons of God”?
 
Eucharisted said:
God: Tomorrow, I will become man.
Angels: But Lord, You are the Lord!
God: Yes, that is true, but I wish to become man.
Angels: O Lord, why would you wish to become man?
God: Because I want man to become a god.
Angels: But Lord, You are the Lord!
God: Indeed, I alone Am, but I want man to become My adopted son.
Angels: O Lord, make us Your sons too!
God: Are you not “sons of God”?
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It may be just me, but it seems like you forgot to post the punch line.
 
By a miracle, Ss Francis, Dominic, and Ignatius Loyola were transported back to witness the nativity.

St Francis fell down in ecstasy and worshipped the Christ child.

St Dominic composed the most glorious and wonderful hymn of praise to the Christ Child.

St Ignatius Loyola took Mary and Joseph aside to ask: “Have you given any thought to the boy’s education…?”

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tee_eff_em said:
By a miracle, Ss Francis, Dominic, and Ignatius Loyola were transported back to witness the nativity.

St Francis fell down in ecstasy and worshipped the Christ child.

St Dominic composed the most glorious and wonderful hymn of praise to the Christ Child.

St Ignatius Loyola took Mary and Joseph aside to ask: “Have you given any thought to the boy’s education…?”

:rotfl:
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Hahaha!
 
They came to the other side of the lake, to the country of the Gerasenes. And when he had stepped out of the boat, immediately a man out of the tombs with an unclean spirit met him. He lived among the tombs; and no one could restrain him any more, even with a chain; for he had often been restrained with shackles and chains, but the chains he wrenched apart, and the shackles he broke in pieces; and no one had the strength to subdue him. Night and day among the tombs and on the mountains he was always howling and bruising himself with stones. When he saw Jesus from a distance, he ran and bowed down before him; and he shouted at the top of his voice, ‘What have you to do with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I adjure you by God, do not torment me.’ For he had said to him, ‘Come out of the man, you unclean spirit!’ Then Jesus asked him, ‘What is your name?’ He replied, ‘My name is Legion; for we are many.’ He begged him earnestly not to send them out of the country. Now there on the hillside a great herd of swine was feeding; and the unclean spirits begged him, ‘Send us into the swine; let us enter them.’ So he gave them permission. And the unclean spirits came out and entered the swine; and the herd, numbering about two thousand, rushed down the steep bank into the lake, and were drowned in the lake.

To this day when mennonites read this story they weep over the loss of all that farmers sausage:D
 
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