Okay, here are a few more tidbits about me.
I broke my nose six times between age 5 and 17. Twice wrestling in high school, both times by the same person who was my best friend. Once hit in the face by my cousin with a hockey as I was coming up from behind him and he raised his stick to make a slap shot. The other three times I was walking forward while looking backward only to turn my head just in time to hit a wall.
I am not very good at bowling. However, I once picked up a 7-10 split! I was so thrilled I threw may hands into the air. When I did I hit the overhead monitor with my left and and broke the metacarpal bone for my little finger!
One time when wearing brand new wingtip shoes (read: slick, smooth sole), I slipped on carpeted stairs at work and fell down two flights of stairs breaking two ribs.
Once after knee surgery, I lost balance on my crutches, dropped one crutch, which bounced back upright and I fell into the crutch breaking one rib, rendering me unable to use crutches and leaving me virtually trapped in a lazy-boy chair for several weeks.
One week later, my (now ex-) wife knocked my down as I was standing balanced on one leg. To try to regain my balance and prevent my 250 pound body from falling, I grabbed the only thing I could, my 105 pound (now ex-) wife. Physics was not on my side. I fell backwards taking her with me. I let go as I realized I was pulling her over. She tried to twist out of the way and not land on me and almost succeeded. (At least that’s what she told the paramedics. I agreed to keep quiet.) She put one elbow into the my ribs on the same side as my first broken rib. She managed to break loose the still healing rib, break the the rib above it and severely crack the one below.
I will add that this is the first in a series of events that led to my sudden and miraculous conversion from atheism.