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caoindealbhan
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Being a cafeteria Catholic, I guess I need to face the fact, I’m going to hell. I don’t actually know much about the place, though. For instance:
Why would God create such a place? I mean, a place where there is no hope for redemption and also a place where God isn’t… seems kind of final.
I thought God was everywhere and that everything he created was good. I wonder…
Why did God create a place that He is not allowed to go to? (Although they allowed him to visit once)
Wouldn’t he be curious or miss those that go there? I’m sure God still loves them.
Fire seems rather on the dramatic side. Isn’t there a more modern twist to life in hell? Absence of the internet, cookie dough ice cream, and candy corn for instance.
Some misguided cafeteria (redundancy) Catholics might make it to the 2nd tier (purgatory) and hope is still alive there, but I hear it moves at an awfully slow pace. Can’t some people from hell fill out transfer papers?
Well, I KNOW i’M ASKING FOR IT AND i’M SURE iLL GET AN EAR FULL. sO LET ME HAVE IT
I’m sure you’ll do it lovingly. God bless.
Why would God create such a place? I mean, a place where there is no hope for redemption and also a place where God isn’t… seems kind of final.
I thought God was everywhere and that everything he created was good. I wonder…
Why did God create a place that He is not allowed to go to? (Although they allowed him to visit once)
Wouldn’t he be curious or miss those that go there? I’m sure God still loves them.
Fire seems rather on the dramatic side. Isn’t there a more modern twist to life in hell? Absence of the internet, cookie dough ice cream, and candy corn for instance.
Some misguided cafeteria (redundancy) Catholics might make it to the 2nd tier (purgatory) and hope is still alive there, but I hear it moves at an awfully slow pace. Can’t some people from hell fill out transfer papers?
Well, I KNOW i’M ASKING FOR IT AND i’M SURE iLL GET AN EAR FULL. sO LET ME HAVE IT
I’m sure you’ll do it lovingly. God bless.
