So… there was this rabbi and this priest, they were childhood friends, ended up leading their individual congregations in the same neighborhood…
One day the rabbi says to the priest, hey Joe, I’ve often wondered about confession, I mean we’re both men of God, do you suppose I could sit in with you?”
The priest considers, understands they are in fact representing the same God, figures, what the heck.
So the first man comes in, says bless me father for I have sinned, I’ve committed adultery 3 times since my last confession. The priest gives him the usual lecture and tells him say three hail Marys’and put a dollars in the poor box. The next person is a woman, says bless me father for I have sinned, I’ve committed adultery 3 times since my last confession. Priest again lectures her and tells her say 3 hail Marys and put a dollar in the poor box. Just before the next person enters, a nun arrives and explains to the priest that a parishoner has taken ill and may be dieing. He must come now!!! The priest doesn’t know what to do, he’s got one more person to hear their confession, but the dying person can’t wait. He asks his friend the rabbi if he thinks he can handle the last parishioner, the rabbi says sure no problem, and off the priest goes.
There’s the rabbi sitting when the last man comes in says, bless me father for I have sinned, I’ve committed adultery twice since my last confession, the rabbi responds, no problem my son, go out and have another, we’re having a sale this week, three for a dollar.
o.k. it’s rude, crude, and socially unexceptable, and i’m goiung to hell for repeating it, i know…