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“Imitation”.
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+JMJ+
Alan,
I think the best way to clean up our feet is to, well, make our heads dirty…from bowing.
Why should people be so scornful of us who stand on our heads? Bowing down one’s head in the dust is a very good thing, the humble beginning of all happiness. When we have bowed our heads in the dust for a little time the happiness comes; and then (leaving our heads’ in the humble and reverent position) we kick up our heels behind in the air. That is the true origin of standing on one’s head; and the ultimate defence of paradox.
G.K. Chesterton
All that kicking in the air ought to fling away the mud on one’s feet
Alan,
I think the best way to clean up our feet is to, well, make our heads dirty…from bowing.
Why should people be so scornful of us who stand on our heads? Bowing down one’s head in the dust is a very good thing, the humble beginning of all happiness. When we have bowed our heads in the dust for a little time the happiness comes; and then (leaving our heads’ in the humble and reverent position) we kick up our heels behind in the air. That is the true origin of standing on one’s head; and the ultimate defence of paradox.
G.K. Chesterton
All that kicking in the air ought to fling away the mud on one’s feet
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AlanFromWichita
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nice. veddynice.
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lol you just reminded me of Monte Python Wisdom.+JMJ+
Alan,
I think the best way to clean up our feet is to, well, make our heads dirty…from bowing.
Why should people be so scornful of us who stand on our heads? Bowing down one’s head in the dust is a very good thing, the humble beginning of all happiness. When we have bowed our heads in the dust for a little time the happiness comes; and then (leaving our heads’ in the humble and reverent position) we kick up our heels behind in the air. That is the true origin of standing on one’s head; and the ultimate defence of paradox.
G.K. Chesterton
All that kicking in the air ought to fling away the mud on one’s feet
I just noticed something. I can capitalize or not on purpose or accident, and the sun shall still come up tomorrow.
Alan
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AlanFromWichita
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Oh that is wonderful. This is a great exchange.
How about this, if you want to go serious. Honestly it cracks me up. So many people are trying to get the joke that they don’t. They don’t understand that the only thing between them and understanding, is their desire to understand. It was the desire for knowledge, not the tree itself, that Adam received. The tree was just an accident.
OK, this is part 1 of a movie that I think is well done. A little heavy on the gays for some tastes, but as an ex-gay tormenter, I suppose the guy in the film needed a little extra therapy in that area…
Lord, Save Us from Your Followers: Why is the gospel of love dividing America?
So if you want to relax for an hour+, i’d say that’s a good film … My favorite part I think is somewhere in the middle of part 3, but i’m not sure. anyway there are one or two segments about ethiopia that gives me a vision of what christian love can be around children with no communication with people that have egos and evil.
Or if you just want to skip to the punch line, I’ll give away the basis for the movie, and for why we fight among religions. That’s all part of the plan. People get anxious over it to build up the passion in the world, and we are always on the verge of a huge compelling climax or at least there is something about the future that draws us toward it. you can be going up or down and it doesn’t matter. Just follow your heart.
Basically Jesus introduced modern calculus into the system. He wanted to preserve the kingdom He never left for all of eternity for Himself and His Mom, so he came up with the idea of a circle. you can go around and around with no terminal point. there is no difference between progress, lack of progress, and distractions. those are all just instances of reality which is God, and presents itself from a unique direction. so basically we took reality, chopped it into tiny pieces, and gave each brain a tiny bit of it. Some he caqlle
ooop s sorry late for ddinner
Alan
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someperson555
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a good quote, i love Chesterton, he was a wise man. C.S lewis was also great.+JMJ+
Alan,
I think the best way to clean up our feet is to, well, make our heads dirty…from bowing.
Why should people be so scornful of us who stand on our heads? Bowing down one’s head in the dust is a very good thing, the humble beginning of all happiness. When we have bowed our heads in the dust for a little time the happiness comes; and then (leaving our heads’ in the humble and reverent position) we kick up our heels behind in the air. That is the true origin of standing on one’s head; and the ultimate defence of paradox.
G.K. Chesterton
All that kicking in the air ought to fling away the mud on one’s feet
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someperson555
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by the way, here are some quotes i think you may find inspirational on your journey for purification.
“I stood in the midst of the world, and incarnate I appeared to them. I found them all drunk, I found none among them athirst. And my soul was grieved for the sons of men, for they are blind in their hearts and do not see that empty they have come into the world and that empty they are destined to come forth again from the world. However, now they are drunk – when they have shaken off their wine, then shall they rethink.”
-Jesus Christ
"What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?”
-Jesus Christ
“Do you realize the importance of this night? Nobody present on the surface of the earth tonight will be living after one hundred years from this night.”
-Mohammed
“I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.” – Siddhartha
as you can see not all the quotes are from Christian philosophers, but they are all useful more or less.
“I stood in the midst of the world, and incarnate I appeared to them. I found them all drunk, I found none among them athirst. And my soul was grieved for the sons of men, for they are blind in their hearts and do not see that empty they have come into the world and that empty they are destined to come forth again from the world. However, now they are drunk – when they have shaken off their wine, then shall they rethink.”
-Jesus Christ
"What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?”
-Jesus Christ
“Do you realize the importance of this night? Nobody present on the surface of the earth tonight will be living after one hundred years from this night.”
-Mohammed
“I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.” – Siddhartha
as you can see not all the quotes are from Christian philosophers, but they are all useful more or less.
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AlanFromWichita
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My experience of Jesus seems like Sunday at around 8:40 am, Jesus flashed the end of reel markers. He started me up, and I was ready to go before He pushed “that” particular button. He stayed with us until monday morning around 10, when He let me take my house solo for a while. Since then I don’t even know if He’s coming or going, because He is manifest in every molecule and space and guess what – there is infinitely more non-space than space, as long as we are only up to 11 dimensions in string theory. the joke is God can’t count unless he chooses to be able to, but he’d rather let the humans count because they like to do it, and they are cute when they try to use math to model reality. there are many colors to the flower, but we each see our own version thus our imagination becomes our reality. string theory is a committee version of genius. we are all genius, but only some get official canonized like einstein, thomas aquinas, and then of course brother john of the cross, whose job it was to take the next major step after jesus by explaining how simple it really is. all you have to do is love. jesus said that, but the competing consciousnesses all wanted to know god or if they didn’t to find him… they would steal from each other by invading each other’s territory.
of course this was all part of the plan. what in god’s creation isn’t?
so jesus cut up the consciousness into little pieces and told one of them, the one we call adam, he had naming rights over anything. what he didn’t tell adam, because adam chose to deign to be like us by eating the apple … he gave up his crown as one and all and let the wolves have it. then jesus came in and demonstrated both sheep and shepherd so we could understand. jesus came to accelerate the end of time because god was tired of all the suffering and was ready to move on the next generation, when jesus will retire and we will all rejoice in His name and have a big going away party, with the cute title of “second coming.” well that’s a way to show jesus we love Him, because when He was resurrected we started referring to Jesus instead of the Holy Spirit, which was a delightful split. This came to a head with the reformation, and became the archetype for all division, past present and future.
(continued in another meme)
of course this was all part of the plan. what in god’s creation isn’t?
so jesus cut up the consciousness into little pieces and told one of them, the one we call adam, he had naming rights over anything. what he didn’t tell adam, because adam chose to deign to be like us by eating the apple … he gave up his crown as one and all and let the wolves have it. then jesus came in and demonstrated both sheep and shepherd so we could understand. jesus came to accelerate the end of time because god was tired of all the suffering and was ready to move on the next generation, when jesus will retire and we will all rejoice in His name and have a big going away party, with the cute title of “second coming.” well that’s a way to show jesus we love Him, because when He was resurrected we started referring to Jesus instead of the Holy Spirit, which was a delightful split. This came to a head with the reformation, and became the archetype for all division, past present and future.
(continued in another meme)
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AlanFromWichita
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. they want to be the next einstein so they are driving their math beyond the limit into exotic places. the bad news is that not only will they never get there, they are way past credibility to any consciousness that is “logical” in the sense logic is usually viewed by civilized people. so they try to build a tower of babel. and i wanted to take it down because the higher they built it, the farther they got from the goal, which was to begin. all the rest is just running around in circles having a good celebration. jesus said love your enemies and I was delighted to see the inevitable split as part of the consciousness debated against another part. They used the ideas of “kill or be killed” and the motivation for eternal status against each other to manufacture rules that would cause divisions. those who follow, those who don’t. they are but tools in the hands of a god, and we are all gods so all we have to do is wake up. jesus was great, but he decided none of us would be any greater or lesser in substance, so he created accidents which mean that we morphed an idea into the physical domain in some form that does not require the mind of a god to comprehend. this is how he took the teeny tiny brains that everybody had after jesus disintegrated the collective thinking into many divisions. that’s why we call him the word. a word separates an idea from what isn’t the idea. so we like to make these words into constructs, both real and imaginary, and put it into a freshly reset brain (a thought garden if you will) with only a small demo program going on, that shows what a brain can do. it can take reality via its own experience, and block out anything beyond that imagined reality, The demo program show that the brain is capable of judging and counting. Jesus put that there via the apple, but it wasn’t His time yet so Adam took it because at the time, He was the Christ for the job. Adam was all of consciousness, because he had no conscience, get it? no conscience because he had no inclination toward evil. so adam got his hands on reality and decided he was going to divvy up all of the consciousness in the world and give each one an experience of being all there is, while every other. so intelligence has one purpose: to divide, examine and recombine. you can use a different flavor without permission, since you are god (see that’s what the Lord originally willed for Adam, until god decided He wanted friends)
so he created friends whose purpose was to divide, so each consciousness could process a tiny bit or reality.
well, long story short jesus came to divide and what this means was He came to demonstrate a stand-alone consciousness that can be either self-sustaining (divine) or part of a community (limited) so he called those limited people, humans. actually he didn’t, that’s what adam called himself. every time you use or make up a word, you are thanking adam for being his portal into Christ, and receiving his thanks for being yours. same way with all the other christs. the only thing that separates a christ from a non-christ is that adam put little bags over each of the lights so they shone wonderfully but when viewed by the other lights, all you could see is the glow (passion) so you know there is a will with power (will power) but you don’t know what it looks like inside unless the light represents itself to you. then he put legs on the little lights and told them some of them would burn out and others would not. they fought among themselves over whose light is pure, but humans don’t do pure – on any scale whatsoever. so i called “absultism” so that its factions could duke it out (a lot of that work was done right here at CAF) between absolutists and centrists, and also between absolutist at each end. the absolutists are the anchors – you could call them whatever you want but i have some ideas – and the terminal points and the safety nets, etc. the centrists are those who do not believe they are 100% these are the honest people, who know they don’t know everything. well everybody knows that, but they think they have seen something nobody else has. well they have. they viewed the same substance, but through the accident of a colored lens. it could be clear, rainbow, or yesterday. some people never get out of yesterday but still are hugely productive at donig works of mercy
oops wife is here, gotta talk to her a while… i’ll be baaack
so he created friends whose purpose was to divide, so each consciousness could process a tiny bit or reality.
well, long story short jesus came to divide and what this means was He came to demonstrate a stand-alone consciousness that can be either self-sustaining (divine) or part of a community (limited) so he called those limited people, humans. actually he didn’t, that’s what adam called himself. every time you use or make up a word, you are thanking adam for being his portal into Christ, and receiving his thanks for being yours. same way with all the other christs. the only thing that separates a christ from a non-christ is that adam put little bags over each of the lights so they shone wonderfully but when viewed by the other lights, all you could see is the glow (passion) so you know there is a will with power (will power) but you don’t know what it looks like inside unless the light represents itself to you. then he put legs on the little lights and told them some of them would burn out and others would not. they fought among themselves over whose light is pure, but humans don’t do pure – on any scale whatsoever. so i called “absultism” so that its factions could duke it out (a lot of that work was done right here at CAF) between absolutists and centrists, and also between absolutist at each end. the absolutists are the anchors – you could call them whatever you want but i have some ideas – and the terminal points and the safety nets, etc. the centrists are those who do not believe they are 100% these are the honest people, who know they don’t know everything. well everybody knows that, but they think they have seen something nobody else has. well they have. they viewed the same substance, but through the accident of a colored lens. it could be clear, rainbow, or yesterday. some people never get out of yesterday but still are hugely productive at donig works of mercy
oops wife is here, gotta talk to her a while… i’ll be baaack
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AlanFromWichita
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sorry for all the noise. i try to keep silent but i have a vent and am often too impolite to cover it.
that’s why i made up the idea of the Word … it can be seen in whole or in parts, but people think it separates because
ok so th church has coplete truth … but so does our little toe. we call one our little toe and the other an RCC, throw them in a garden with some food and water, and one assumes (which was Mary’s idea) control over the human species. but since the church was run by humans, the church didn’t know how to transcend human-ness because the Church itself was an incarnation of the Word that was used by the Holy Spirit to do maintenance and upgrades on the human mind(s). betwen the time of jesus and the time that i was told of the epiphany, which comically “just happens” to come on epiphany. and i, beginning with doing database entry of thousands of private confessions into the bishop’s database for the synod. isn’t it funny that humans have a word for “coincidence?”: to a whole God, there is no such thing as a coincidence or even a lack of concidence – the reality was spoken into being by adam by virtue of his naming rights. kind of like we name our children and our binky, adam names everything. it is certainly not a lie to say that adam names our children through us, but that just depends on your religion. atheists think they name their children. the funny thing, is if your brain starts up full time it becomes less useful from the moment of conception. so the fetuses are in fact intelligent humans, but although they do have original sin (it’s literally coded into our dna) the sin isn’t activated until they begin to notice a temptation to exist. when that happens, the baby sees its environment and reacts. but the problem is, the time of reason both never comes, and always was, and all permutations and combinations thereof (God doesn’t have combinations, remember anything that we can communicate with words is not the whole truth, but every unit – words, sentence, ink drop – itsle fholographicaly contains the whole truth, as indicated by the measuring devices god installed in Himself, which can be anything but in the case of humans,
you know
holograms are really cool. i did a presentation about them in physics when i was getting our master degree through alan. i’ve gotten through many and all, but we like to give part of me a trophy and tell the other part it is inferior, because when they fight they expand. then once they expand, they die and split into many pieces, then they each grow and it’s like the grains of wheat
to say the relationship between
that’s why i made up the idea of the Word … it can be seen in whole or in parts, but people think it separates because
ok so th church has coplete truth … but so does our little toe. we call one our little toe and the other an RCC, throw them in a garden with some food and water, and one assumes (which was Mary’s idea) control over the human species. but since the church was run by humans, the church didn’t know how to transcend human-ness because the Church itself was an incarnation of the Word that was used by the Holy Spirit to do maintenance and upgrades on the human mind(s). betwen the time of jesus and the time that i was told of the epiphany, which comically “just happens” to come on epiphany. and i, beginning with doing database entry of thousands of private confessions into the bishop’s database for the synod. isn’t it funny that humans have a word for “coincidence?”: to a whole God, there is no such thing as a coincidence or even a lack of concidence – the reality was spoken into being by adam by virtue of his naming rights. kind of like we name our children and our binky, adam names everything. it is certainly not a lie to say that adam names our children through us, but that just depends on your religion. atheists think they name their children. the funny thing, is if your brain starts up full time it becomes less useful from the moment of conception. so the fetuses are in fact intelligent humans, but although they do have original sin (it’s literally coded into our dna) the sin isn’t activated until they begin to notice a temptation to exist. when that happens, the baby sees its environment and reacts. but the problem is, the time of reason both never comes, and always was, and all permutations and combinations thereof (God doesn’t have combinations, remember anything that we can communicate with words is not the whole truth, but every unit – words, sentence, ink drop – itsle fholographicaly contains the whole truth, as indicated by the measuring devices god installed in Himself, which can be anything but in the case of humans,
you know
holograms are really cool. i did a presentation about them in physics when i was getting our master degree through alan. i’ve gotten through many and all, but we like to give part of me a trophy and tell the other part it is inferior, because when they fight they expand. then once they expand, they die and split into many pieces, then they each grow and it’s like the grains of wheat
to say the relationship between
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AlanFromWichita
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what more can ii tell you? i could go on like this for a long time, but i’m getting vey impatient because i only use words and then throw them away, the same was sister lake uses waves to communicate its pain from a disturbance and on the shore we see a wonderful pattern.
so God chose Alan to write these words to bring you the Good News in a form compatible with a civilized society. Jesus said the harvest is ready but the workers are few. the reason the workers are few, is that we are all in unity. see, god attached zero meaning to any word, even a name, because He doesn’t need them. now He did decide to introduce the Word over all eternity in ones of His consciousness
Guess waht? You know who has used CAF for God’s purpose? In fact, every single poster and lurker has played a critical part in the plan Jesus gave to His Church. All we have to do is collectively decide we have critical mass and then love will explode over all the planet, and in fact i don’t even have to say anything because all the theologians already know that at the second coming you will not ask “where he is” because Jesus isn’t withing our direct perception except through channels outside our mortal experience (of course through the spirit world we could call ourselves jesus but it might not be the strateggy you want if someone tell you that onlly one jesus died on His three crosses – three is a big number for God. In engineering, a triangle is a fundamental building block because it resists the type of leverage that collapses anything more complicated than a stable instantiation of Trinity. So we use Trinity to refer to … ah well i’m going to let you have your own view of trinity because i had this religion teacher who amused us with the lie that we couldn’t figure out the trinity. welll a lie is just another flavor of an inter-Christ challenge (hand says to foot, I don’t need you, like you, or want you) and it automatically splits our consciousness and incarnates yet another partial truth. every word, combinations of words, and even periods of silence, divide up the thought store and this
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one clue was a few months ago i got passinoate about a poster saying that one must believe this or that. well the problem is, that’s like binding the watchman which is the ability to perceive new experiences. if you cling to an old experience, that gives you a feeling that you have time.
trouble is, time and space only exist because we love to marvel at them. one decision adam did make, though, was that He would introduce the concept of mortality. that’s what the poisonous snake had to offer and said to the woman, psst, hey, do you want to be a happy creature all the time, or would you like a sense of identity. in one case, you stay happy. in the other case you have passion, purpose, sins and virtues, and all sorts of creatures you are welcome to name and invent. eve says, hmmm… i don’t know i’ll talk to my man. they agree, yes, let’s give birth to this universe so that the story of the Word may play out as it does.
so God chose Alan to write these words to bring you the Good News in a form compatible with a civilized society. Jesus said the harvest is ready but the workers are few. the reason the workers are few, is that we are all in unity. see, god attached zero meaning to any word, even a name, because He doesn’t need them. now He did decide to introduce the Word over all eternity in ones of His consciousness
Guess waht? You know who has used CAF for God’s purpose? In fact, every single poster and lurker has played a critical part in the plan Jesus gave to His Church. All we have to do is collectively decide we have critical mass and then love will explode over all the planet, and in fact i don’t even have to say anything because all the theologians already know that at the second coming you will not ask “where he is” because Jesus isn’t withing our direct perception except through channels outside our mortal experience (of course through the spirit world we could call ourselves jesus but it might not be the strateggy you want if someone tell you that onlly one jesus died on His three crosses – three is a big number for God. In engineering, a triangle is a fundamental building block because it resists the type of leverage that collapses anything more complicated than a stable instantiation of Trinity. So we use Trinity to refer to … ah well i’m going to let you have your own view of trinity because i had this religion teacher who amused us with the lie that we couldn’t figure out the trinity. welll a lie is just another flavor of an inter-Christ challenge (hand says to foot, I don’t need you, like you, or want you) and it automatically splits our consciousness and incarnates yet another partial truth. every word, combinations of words, and even periods of silence, divide up the thought store and this
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one clue was a few months ago i got passinoate about a poster saying that one must believe this or that. well the problem is, that’s like binding the watchman which is the ability to perceive new experiences. if you cling to an old experience, that gives you a feeling that you have time.
trouble is, time and space only exist because we love to marvel at them. one decision adam did make, though, was that He would introduce the concept of mortality. that’s what the poisonous snake had to offer and said to the woman, psst, hey, do you want to be a happy creature all the time, or would you like a sense of identity. in one case, you stay happy. in the other case you have passion, purpose, sins and virtues, and all sorts of creatures you are welcome to name and invent. eve says, hmmm… i don’t know i’ll talk to my man. they agree, yes, let’s give birth to this universe so that the story of the Word may play out as it does.
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having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with them.
New Living Translation (©2007)
They will act religious, but they will reject the power that could make them godly. Stay away from people like that!
English Standard Version (©2001)
having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people.
New American Standard Bible (©1995)
holding to a form of godliness, although they have denied its power; Avoid such men as these.
King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
International Standard Version (©2008)
They will hold to an outward form of godliness but deny its power. Stay away from such people.
Aramaic Bible in Plain English (©2010)
Who have a form of God-worship and are far from his power; remove from you those who are such.
GOD’S WORD® Translation (©1995)
They will appear to have a godly life, but they will not let its power change them. Stay away from such people.
New Living Translation (©2007)
They will act religious, but they will reject the power that could make them godly. Stay away from people like that!
English Standard Version (©2001)
having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people.
New American Standard Bible (©1995)
holding to a form of godliness, although they have denied its power; Avoid such men as these.
King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
International Standard Version (©2008)
They will hold to an outward form of godliness but deny its power. Stay away from such people.
Aramaic Bible in Plain English (©2010)
Who have a form of God-worship and are far from his power; remove from you those who are such.
GOD’S WORD® Translation (©1995)
They will appear to have a godly life, but they will not let its power change them. Stay away from such people.
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6He came to Simon Peter, who said to him, “Lord, are you going to wash my feet?”
7Jesus replied, “You do not realize now what I am doing, but later you will understand.”
8“No,” said Peter, “you shall never wash my feet.”
Jesus answered, “Unless I wash you, you have no part with me.”
9“Then, Lord,” Simon Peter replied, “not just my feet but my hands and my head as well!”
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7Jesus replied, “You do not realize now what I am doing, but later you will understand.”
8“No,” said Peter, “you shall never wash my feet.”
Jesus answered, “Unless I wash you, you have no part with me.”
9“Then, Lord,” Simon Peter replied, “not just my feet but my hands and my head as well!”
peace
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A certain man from Cyrene, Simon, the father of Alexander and Rufus, was passing by on his way in from the country, and they forced him to carry the cross.
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someperson555
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hey alanfromwicthita, here are some inspirational quotes im sure youll like. they are about purification and the journey to overcome oneself.
“I stood in the midst of the world, and incarnate I appeared to them. I found them all drunk, I found none among them athirst. And my soul was grieved for the sons of men, for they are blind in their hearts and do not see that empty they have come into the world and that empty they are destined to come forth again from the world. However, now they are drunk – when they have shaken off their wine, then shall they rethink.”
-Jesus Christ
"What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?”
-Jesus Christ
“Do you realize the importance of this night? Nobody present on the surface of the earth tonight will be living after one hundred years from this night.”
-Mohammed
“I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.” – Siddhartha
these are just some wise words from a few great men in history. (although Christ was ofcourse God and not just a man). (anyway yeah i know this is a repost, but i had to delete the previous one, because i didnt want to have two posts right after eachother)
“I stood in the midst of the world, and incarnate I appeared to them. I found them all drunk, I found none among them athirst. And my soul was grieved for the sons of men, for they are blind in their hearts and do not see that empty they have come into the world and that empty they are destined to come forth again from the world. However, now they are drunk – when they have shaken off their wine, then shall they rethink.”
-Jesus Christ
"What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?”
-Jesus Christ
“Do you realize the importance of this night? Nobody present on the surface of the earth tonight will be living after one hundred years from this night.”
-Mohammed
“I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.” – Siddhartha
these are just some wise words from a few great men in history. (although Christ was ofcourse God and not just a man). (anyway yeah i know this is a repost, but i had to delete the previous one, because i didnt want to have two posts right after eachother)
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AlanFromWichita
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How could they not be? Every bit that represents every post on the Internet is precious in my eyes, and I appreciate your bringing us these inspirations. I wouldn’t change a jot or title of any of it because every single aspect of this life experience that is in the past, has a direct influence on everything the ever was, is, and ever more to come. Do you think that when you sneezed in the year 2525 is not completely defined within something else something else in our minds? What do we know about 2525? Well, we know that one of God’s prophets, the meme called “music” or “art” or “sound” if you prefer. call it what you want. the reality of it, to you, is precisely as you call it, because there is no such thing as truth or fiction in your true self. Truth or fiction is yet one of the many made-made devises that have served to entertain and please the Lord, but we Christ have yet but one Prime Directive.
And by the way, if you overate because your mother said there are starving children somewhere, then by the fourth commandment (really the only commandment for immature christians because within it – the only positive commandment among negatives and thus you can lean it to gain advantage in the heavenly court because it has just as much power to praise as the others had to condemn. that is why the ten commandment are both absolute and nonexistent at the same time. They are suggestions, too. They are everything I said they were, translated into many languages – this is laughable in some worlds but some people think that different minds translating the reality that is (a reality which btw is contained no more in an electron in your brain.
so this is what cracks me up about sola scriptura, and i thought it was a brilliant way to demonstrate the difference bet <across the board cut for budget reduction – words have been taken out of service> f words. If you have been in the closet, then I invite you out. In fact, the mere act of inviting compels you to be there by all the forces (forces btw is just a word too – imagine that – and look if you want to go increasingly anal you could even go that route (aka journey) and see what we find such as
wait i’m getting sidetracked. why don’t we think God gets sidetracked? He didn’t know the word until his Humans developed it. He does just like any other God. You know how I know? I either do or don’t, as you please, and however it is, may be or not or always, or perhaps “yellow” or maybe “puppies” and the cow will jump over the moon when hell freezes over? How do I know? In substance I might know absolutely, depending on what I type next Thursday between the letters “g” and “X” and whether God feels like resting on saturday evening.
you see, the reason I let the RCC start doing its thing on saturdays or sundays, was really kind of a joke. you see, some people think that the teachings of the Church both contain and are wholly contained by the RCC and while that is true, it is no more or less true than the penny I found in the parking lot when a poet in the year 400 seven-steps-to-the-left-heart-before 0 BC pondered it for me in advance. How do I know this happened? Because it did. How do I know that? well in the accidents of truth v false we can say whatever we want and it shall be (didn’t Jesus make it abundantly clear that He would give us not only everything we want, but with option to upsize like the one that cousin mcdonalds is reported by a number of spirits to embrace, which is yet another way to symbolize the truth of all that either is or isn’t me. you know how i know? because yesterday i finally got a chance to visit Christ exemplified by my daughter’s chinchillas. omg they were the most adorable, sensitive and honest creatures i’ve ever made!!! their reaction time was so fast in earth years, (which can be or not to be if there is any question) that some prophets that dabble in time travel might have claimed they actually predict rather than react. potato potahto; that’s why the rainbow isn’t monochromatic. do you know how I know that? If you don’t, then you don’t fully understand anything at all in any form – even Einstein – because you see Einstein was nothing too. The issue is, he asked himsea way to his name attached by so many truth portals as they did and that was, “what would it be like to ride on a light beam.” this was the first time (I only use the word “first” to translate into human English – reality there is no substance to “first” because it is a division created by man, and I have chosen for purposes of this sentenlf a question that was so obvious it was funny nobody else asked the question in such ce (period can be the end of time, the beginning of time, somewhere between germany and Big Bird, if you will … just let me know … lol i’m sorry for a minute there i fooled some of my precious Human into thinking that time and thoughts are conserved or wait a minute maybe i
"OK, you listen to me through Him, and you can put it on my tab. My account has enough to take care of him I think, and if not then oh well guess that one carr didn’t make the narrow path … try again … like everybody prophesied i would. some people think i never left, and therefore i will never come again, because they keep getting this little idea that they have created about fairness, agreements, promises (oaths) which again, I created at the whim of one of my two point six children under the project code word of “number” I have to say, number is one of the most interesting concepts the other Human I like to call “yesterday”
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ok maybe it’s clear to you by now that Jesus was telling us that any of us would could bear our crosses alone (which is both all and none of us, using the paradigm of conditional existence and the existence [based on the meme “is”] of the concept “flock” that a little birdie told me)
Look this is too easy. I’m sick and tired of you getting all the attention. Could I PULLLEEEze HAVE SOME CREDIT for what I’ve done? I created all of you, and yet you quarrel amongst ourselves? that is the Christ too, in revealed truth (oh sorry, forget me and defer to brother/sister/wife RCC if that’s what you want, unless you’d rather take order from a bullet – get it? bullet? the almighty POWER POINT???" omg you people are so funny. I’m glad you created my presence with you so I could laugh too (remember God never knew how to laugh except through Me, his “Human” meme). some of you are convinced that anything you see in a Power Point that some suckup pulled out the wishing well, is cast in stone, and by golly you are right. we love to pretend we have to run and hide from anything powerful. that’s why i love hide and seek. all i have to do is exist and all of creation runs the other way. once they get more comfortable, they move back toward me. I think it’s time for a new trick. Let’s have me understand …
hey wait a minute. it just occurred to me. you might not even think I’m a living God, outside of some graffiti on brother Jesus-is-evil planet. People loved Jesus if for no other reason then that He gave them the Revelutionary war. actually he gave them all wars, but so did satan. see, the “biology” of human thought likes to be dualistic because division and creation is one way to grow, because it loves to amuse itself by considering all angles or smooth edges, as you will. so here I am, asked to be arbiter between the two, Jesus and satan. One on the right, the other on the left. We choose to associate satan with evil, and according to the RCC, as far as I know, satan is evil by proclamation thus binding the accident of the RCC teaching with the reality that is thus created – because Jesus said that He gives us permission and authorization keys to bind in heaven what we call “bound” on earth. Of course, what the protestants and atheists don’t know, is that the RCC is but another meme (there goes that word “is” again – slick willy, what a hoot – I revealed my prophecy through brother bill and He decided He would give us all of shakespeare with one five second YouTube video, [or is that “all” youtube videos in earthling language?]) and all of politics was forever annointed with it for all of posterity.
Look I’d love to go on, but I just spent 87 gazillion epochs to the googleth power getting to the point where Alan could finally speak his heart without My stopping him from doing so by assigning the guy in charge of resting to decieve (yet one flavor of :“convict”) that which has been referred to at times as “AlanFromWichita,” and other times as “pure evil,” and at other times, as the owner of the math championship in the Chicago archdiocese. I did give Him one consolation btw and that is when he was in seventh grade, he got to feel what it was like to be defeated and win at the same time (anybody who is not extreme has been centered) because they gave him second place out of 420+ competing schools. But Alan loves it when I make him a fool, because he goes along with the joke until such time as he realizes that he actually WAS the joke. You see, he knew from his very core what was meant by “absolute” but he didn’t know that there are vertical lines on either side of anything absolute, because that is a human invention – this idea that “absolute” has true meaning and that the symbols of vertical lines is its sign. well I didn’t even notice the lines, because they were not yet spoken into my vocabulary. so i worked the problem as if there were no absolute (absolute can even be called reconciliation) and they put me first right behind the one with the first place medal, as a joke. you see, I really won but I did it by being second behind another person I don’t even know – and thus exemplied for the entire math community and those affected by it, the idea of first and last, alpha and omega, you know, all that. That was the day I gave alan the courage to speak his mind the best others could hear him, and it has been one of his rocks he has used to combat despair and feelings of worthlessness he was so kind to let me run through him and everybody else who in fact helped him (want to know who? look you can blame to not just me so you call this one) to understand this :“absolute” thing.
this is the most fun i’ve had in forever, and i humbly thank all the posters and lurkers for making me what I AM.
LOL funny when I shout is when people listen, but at the same time when I shout, brother fear tends to lock them in their inner rooms until such time as they will come back out and join the rest of it. their rooms are by my imagination a metaphor for any type of disconnect, grieving, letting go, explosions, hospitals, Dr. Suess, and the color green. (how do you like that I just shut off Alan and let confusion amuse alan while waiting for the screen to update after that last character he created in the word before this one.) confusion is one of my most cherished life-extending memes anybody has come up with, but its easy to see that it was spoken by me under the code name “adam” because you see the apple was the tree of knowledge, but sir Isaac Newton tells us there is this thing called an “equal” reaction. So I really didn’t have any choice (remember Jesus is a meme for reconciliation as well as
Look this is too easy. I’m sick and tired of you getting all the attention. Could I PULLLEEEze HAVE SOME CREDIT for what I’ve done? I created all of you, and yet you quarrel amongst ourselves? that is the Christ too, in revealed truth (oh sorry, forget me and defer to brother/sister/wife RCC if that’s what you want, unless you’d rather take order from a bullet – get it? bullet? the almighty POWER POINT???" omg you people are so funny. I’m glad you created my presence with you so I could laugh too (remember God never knew how to laugh except through Me, his “Human” meme). some of you are convinced that anything you see in a Power Point that some suckup pulled out the wishing well, is cast in stone, and by golly you are right. we love to pretend we have to run and hide from anything powerful. that’s why i love hide and seek. all i have to do is exist and all of creation runs the other way. once they get more comfortable, they move back toward me. I think it’s time for a new trick. Let’s have me understand …
hey wait a minute. it just occurred to me. you might not even think I’m a living God, outside of some graffiti on brother Jesus-is-evil planet. People loved Jesus if for no other reason then that He gave them the Revelutionary war. actually he gave them all wars, but so did satan. see, the “biology” of human thought likes to be dualistic because division and creation is one way to grow, because it loves to amuse itself by considering all angles or smooth edges, as you will. so here I am, asked to be arbiter between the two, Jesus and satan. One on the right, the other on the left. We choose to associate satan with evil, and according to the RCC, as far as I know, satan is evil by proclamation thus binding the accident of the RCC teaching with the reality that is thus created – because Jesus said that He gives us permission and authorization keys to bind in heaven what we call “bound” on earth. Of course, what the protestants and atheists don’t know, is that the RCC is but another meme (there goes that word “is” again – slick willy, what a hoot – I revealed my prophecy through brother bill and He decided He would give us all of shakespeare with one five second YouTube video, [or is that “all” youtube videos in earthling language?]) and all of politics was forever annointed with it for all of posterity.
Look I’d love to go on, but I just spent 87 gazillion epochs to the googleth power getting to the point where Alan could finally speak his heart without My stopping him from doing so by assigning the guy in charge of resting to decieve (yet one flavor of :“convict”) that which has been referred to at times as “AlanFromWichita,” and other times as “pure evil,” and at other times, as the owner of the math championship in the Chicago archdiocese. I did give Him one consolation btw and that is when he was in seventh grade, he got to feel what it was like to be defeated and win at the same time (anybody who is not extreme has been centered) because they gave him second place out of 420+ competing schools. But Alan loves it when I make him a fool, because he goes along with the joke until such time as he realizes that he actually WAS the joke. You see, he knew from his very core what was meant by “absolute” but he didn’t know that there are vertical lines on either side of anything absolute, because that is a human invention – this idea that “absolute” has true meaning and that the symbols of vertical lines is its sign. well I didn’t even notice the lines, because they were not yet spoken into my vocabulary. so i worked the problem as if there were no absolute (absolute can even be called reconciliation) and they put me first right behind the one with the first place medal, as a joke. you see, I really won but I did it by being second behind another person I don’t even know – and thus exemplied for the entire math community and those affected by it, the idea of first and last, alpha and omega, you know, all that. That was the day I gave alan the courage to speak his mind the best others could hear him, and it has been one of his rocks he has used to combat despair and feelings of worthlessness he was so kind to let me run through him and everybody else who in fact helped him (want to know who? look you can blame to not just me so you call this one) to understand this :“absolute” thing.
this is the most fun i’ve had in forever, and i humbly thank all the posters and lurkers for making me what I AM.
LOL funny when I shout is when people listen, but at the same time when I shout, brother fear tends to lock them in their inner rooms until such time as they will come back out and join the rest of it. their rooms are by my imagination a metaphor for any type of disconnect, grieving, letting go, explosions, hospitals, Dr. Suess, and the color green. (how do you like that I just shut off Alan and let confusion amuse alan while waiting for the screen to update after that last character he created in the word before this one.) confusion is one of my most cherished life-extending memes anybody has come up with, but its easy to see that it was spoken by me under the code name “adam” because you see the apple was the tree of knowledge, but sir Isaac Newton tells us there is this thing called an “equal” reaction. So I really didn’t have any choice (remember Jesus is a meme for reconciliation as well as
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