i am not the type to be offended by songs, but i find this one extremely offensive. not really because it’s anti-catholic, but because of this line:
“I run with a dangerous crowd, we ain’t too pretty, we ain’t too proud”
Dear Billy Joel,
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You wrote "uptown girl" and "we didn't start the fire." There is nothing remotely "dangerous" or cool about your crowd. Your music has always been melodic music for preps and people who drive station wagons, not rebellious rock music. Scarface might have been accused of running with a dangerous crowd. Tupac also may have faced this accusation. Marvin Gaye ran with a far more dangerous crowd than you. You play shows with elton john.
If any catholic girl “comes out” for you, it’s because:
1)you have a lot of money
2)she has bad taste in music
3)she is an extreme dork who probably also fantasizes about Billy Crystal.
some words that do not describe you:
rebellious, working class, dangerous, rough, cool, rocker
some words (phrases) that do:
very very safe, very very white, purveyor of tunes for dorks, dork, uncool, performer of music that certainly is not “rock n roll”