Ah yes, good old California. Probably the closest thing to Mediterranean Spain you guys have over there.
You’re lucky to be American, you guys got a lot to be proud of. You helped us out a whole lot back in the 50s when the Spanish people were hungry and Spain was isolated from the world. Not to mention you saved Europe from the Nazis and later the Soviet Union. Besides, your flag rocks!! I also get the impression you guys are more religious than we are here in Europe, which is good!
I went to visit the naval base the US has in Rota, Cádiz. A lot of people want to expel you guys from there, I don’t, I think it’s great to have you here. There’s also a lot of Americans in Madrid and my experience with them has always been good, you’re good people, you also showed me that when I went to the US
And finally, the American accent is absolutely beautiful!! It’s a pleasure to hear you guys speak!!