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tundramom
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I’m sure I’ve told this story on the forum before, but I’ll tell it again anyway…
I grew up Mormon, became a Christian and went to an Assembly of God and the Catholic church with my husband. We sort of straddled both churches before I prayed that dangerous prayer… “Lord, hit me over the head with a two-by-four if you want me to leave the AOG”. (He did… be careful what you pray for!)
After an extremely painful betrayal by the Pastor of the AG church, and before my full conversion into Catholicism, I sat at home on a Sunday morning for the first time in years instead of in the pew. I had no desire to go to church anywhere as I didn’t trust any church. I was ready to give it all up and then I turned on the TV. I searched through the stations and came upon Mr. Osteen’s program. Because he was holding the Bible up in the air and making the proclamation he always does:
This is my Bible
I am what it says I am
I can be what it says I can be
Today I will be taught the Word of God
I boldy confess,
my mind is alert, my heart is receptive
I’ll never be the same
never never never
I’ll never be the same
in Jesus’ name, Amen.
My previous Pastor had done the same thing starting a few months before I had left and since I thought he taught straight out of the Word, I thought, “Ok God. I’ll watch”.
So I sat there. My eyes were opened indeed! After making the proclamation that he had made, I expected at least a few scriptures. What proceeded was nothing short of a self-help talk much like Tony Robbins is famous for. Mr. Osteen talked about how to make your life better or some such nonsense. Who was it who said that “you will have trouble”… oh yeah, it was JESUS!
The camera panned around the huge gathering. All the people sat with their Bibles opened up on their laps and with rapt attention paid to Mr. Osteen and the big screens his likeness was on. They wore smiles and glassy eyed stares, while Mr. Osteen tickled their ears with what they wanted to hear.
Only once did I hear a scripture… it wasn’t quoted, it was paraphrased and no “address” was given for it.
I thought perhaps I was being hyper-sensitive, and so the next week I tried again. Same thing.
I praise God for this though, as I AM hyper-sensitive to this type of heresy. Thank God for all the false religions I’ve investigated or been a part of. It makes me appreciate my own conversion to Catholicism and the rich, scriptural teachings that is ours for the taking.
That’s my story. I’m sticking to it
in Christ
Steph
I grew up Mormon, became a Christian and went to an Assembly of God and the Catholic church with my husband. We sort of straddled both churches before I prayed that dangerous prayer… “Lord, hit me over the head with a two-by-four if you want me to leave the AOG”. (He did… be careful what you pray for!)
After an extremely painful betrayal by the Pastor of the AG church, and before my full conversion into Catholicism, I sat at home on a Sunday morning for the first time in years instead of in the pew. I had no desire to go to church anywhere as I didn’t trust any church. I was ready to give it all up and then I turned on the TV. I searched through the stations and came upon Mr. Osteen’s program. Because he was holding the Bible up in the air and making the proclamation he always does:
This is my Bible
I am what it says I am
I can be what it says I can be
Today I will be taught the Word of God
I boldy confess,
my mind is alert, my heart is receptive
I’ll never be the same
never never never
I’ll never be the same
in Jesus’ name, Amen.
My previous Pastor had done the same thing starting a few months before I had left and since I thought he taught straight out of the Word, I thought, “Ok God. I’ll watch”.
So I sat there. My eyes were opened indeed! After making the proclamation that he had made, I expected at least a few scriptures. What proceeded was nothing short of a self-help talk much like Tony Robbins is famous for. Mr. Osteen talked about how to make your life better or some such nonsense. Who was it who said that “you will have trouble”… oh yeah, it was JESUS!
The camera panned around the huge gathering. All the people sat with their Bibles opened up on their laps and with rapt attention paid to Mr. Osteen and the big screens his likeness was on. They wore smiles and glassy eyed stares, while Mr. Osteen tickled their ears with what they wanted to hear.
Only once did I hear a scripture… it wasn’t quoted, it was paraphrased and no “address” was given for it.
I thought perhaps I was being hyper-sensitive, and so the next week I tried again. Same thing.
I praise God for this though, as I AM hyper-sensitive to this type of heresy. Thank God for all the false religions I’ve investigated or been a part of. It makes me appreciate my own conversion to Catholicism and the rich, scriptural teachings that is ours for the taking.
That’s my story. I’m sticking to it
in Christ
Steph
