Jokes during my Holy Hour

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Hi everyone,

I like to tell good jokes that help people in their faith and joy. I often think of some jokes during Holy Hours of adoration. I don’t always know how good they are though. I’ve done standup comedy before, and I would like to use humor to help teach and spread the faith. I try to tell jokes that do not offend Church teaching at all, and actually make someone think about one of the mysteries of the faith. I am often too didactic when I talk to people about the faith, especially those who are not Catholic. But I joke around a lot with my Catholic friends, trying to make their faith journey more joyful and to help them persevere through trials and crosses. I sent this in an email to some of my Catholic friends:

Me was at Church for my Holy Hour today, and got some funny jokes while praying.

First of all, I’m considering voting for the Holy Ghost in this year’s election. I think He would make a very good president. Holy Ghost for President 2012. I guess you’ll have to write in his name, since He isn’t actually on the ballot in any of the 57 states. I’m trying to decide whether to write in “Kingdom of God” or just “Heaven” in the space where His address is supposed to go. Maybe we can get one of the current candidates to choose Him as a running mate for Vice President. This country would straighten out real quickly if the Holy Ghost was in charge of vice.

I was talking to the Holy Ghost and I thought of a really funny joke. I asked Him if He wanted to hear it. He said “I know that one already.”

I’m thinking of getting a SmartPhone. I’m hoping it can translate all of the stupid things I say into language that almost seems like it makes some sense.

Hope these will brighten your day tomorrow! Listen closely to the readings at Mass, and pray for your pastor as He gives His homily.

May God bless each and every one of your souls.

Joshua
 
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Those are great!

“57 states”

“I know that one already!” ROFL.

May I have permission to SPAM your jokes onto another forum I run?

Oh yeah, are there any online videos of your standup work that you would like to share?

Alan

P.S. I don’t have a smartphone because I’m afraid I couldn’t learn how to use it. 😛
 
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Those are great!

“57 states”

“I know that one already!” ROFL.

May I have permission to SPAM your jokes onto another forum I run?

Oh yeah, are there any online videos of your standup work that you would like to share?

Alan

P.S. I don’t have a smartphone because I’m afraid I couldn’t learn how to use it. 😛
I don’t have any recordings of my standup performances because I’ve only done about 6 open mics, and haven’t had opportunities to record them. They’ve only been like 5 minutes sets each time. Please pray that I find some sort of open mic I can go to with friends where I can make recordings of my set, so I can post it on youtube or whatnot. St. Philip Neri is a good saint to pray to about humor.

You can share these jokes with anyone if you want. Just be humble and remember that the Holy Ghost gave them to ME first!!! LOL.

No, just tell them that I think these jokes came to my mind while I was praying the Rosary at adoration or something. I pause a lot to reflect on the mysteries, so sometimes it takes me a while to pray the Rosary or whatnot, because I am having a deep dialogue with the Lord. So encourage the Rosary and Eucharistic Adoration to anyone who likes these jokes.
 
Please pray that I find some sort of open mic I can go to with friends where I can make recordings of my set, so I can post it on youtube or whatnot.
Dear Father, please give joshrp an opportunity to expand his audience for Your work, and if You don’t mind, I’d sure like to be a part of that audience! In Jesus’s name, Amen. 🙂
You can share these jokes with anyone if you want. Just be humble and remember that the Holy Ghost gave them to ME first!!! LOL.
Why, certainly. I can do humble pretty convincing-like when I set my mind to it. 😃
No, just tell them that I think these jokes came to my mind while I was praying the Rosary at adoration or something. I pause a lot to reflect on the mysteries, so sometimes it takes me a while to pray the Rosary or whatnot, because I am having a deep dialogue with the Lord. So encourage the Rosary and Eucharistic Adoration to anyone who likes these jokes.
Gotcha. You and God get to go into the chapel and forge these verbal tools, and I get to help use them! 😉

Alan
 
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