Ethereal Girl seeks cheap grace
COLLEEN CARROL CAMPBELL
OPINION
As Madonna soared out of Israel on her private jet last week, she left behind her trademark trail of controversy and chaos. Secular Israelis were intoxicated by her five-day trip to the Holy Land; Orthodox Jews were repulsed. Palestinians protested. Israeli police arrested two of her bodyguards who had assaulted photographers outside her hotel.
By Sunday evening, the entertainer famous for commandeering the spotlight by any means necessary seemed tired of the attention. Reporters noted that her voice trembled as she spoke at a fundraising dinner for the American foundation that promotes her New Age version of Kabbalah (pronounced ka-BA-la in North America and ka-ba-LA in Hebrew), a strain of Jewish mysticism. The singer who now answers to “Esther” said she represents no particular religion and is only “a student of Kabbalah” who wants to “put an end to chaos” in the world.
As she did in Israel, Madonna has spent most of her career adding to the world’s chaos, not ending it. From her early days of mocking the Catholic faith, to her later forays into sadomasochism and the onstage kiss she shared with barely legal Britney Spears last year, the 40-something pop diva has built her fortune on scandal and sleaze.
So it’s no surprise that the Orthodox Jews at the Western Wall did not roll out their welcome mats when the self-professed Boy Toy pulled up in her SUV one night to join them at prayer. And it’s no wonder devout Jews question the sincerity of Madonna’s newfound faith, since six years of Kabbalah studies apparently have had little influence on her outrageous public behaviour.
Madonna’s purported transition from Material Girl to Ethereal Girl has all of the hallmarks of her previous spiritual kicks, and few signs of authentic conversion. Once again, this sometime-devotee of Catholicism, Anglicanism, Hinduism and now, Judaism, has latched on to a faddish form of a venerable religious tradition.
Her new spiritual home is the Kabbalah Centre of Los Angeles, which peddles a Jewish mysticism unmoored from Judaism’s monotheistic roots and biblical morality. It is a trendy spirituality, popularized in the 1960s by an American rabbi and now sold to celebrities whose most obvious sign of religious commitment is the red string they wear around their wrists to ward off the so-called “evil eye.”
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