Klingon vs. Wookie

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I gotta go with the Klingons. Wookiee ryhmes with “woosey”.
 
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Andrew_11:
No it deosn’t.
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Sorry I read that post wrong (thought wookiee was plural in the post) so yes it deos rhyme, but a wookiee would still win.
 
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tkdnick:
I gotta go with the Klingon! Those guys are NASTY!
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They are not nasty. They are worse! They fight for HONOR.
Klingons are Japanese Kamakaze who look like their mothers mated with turtles.
 
Again, didn’t Kirk beat up a Klingon in Star Trek III?

I think he did…

Could he beat up a Wookiee?

I think not…

Therefore the Wookiees win!

Peace
 
Wookiee’s do use weapons. They just don’t wear clothing…

If you use information outside of the Movie/Series Canon, Wookiee’s are known to use very large swords and staves. I really don’t think a Klingon would have much of a chance…even with a bat’leth.
 
Klingons of course! They EAT wookies for breakfast…now that I think about it, what’s a wookie? I hadn’t seen Star Wars in quite a while. As long as it doesn’t have a lot of hair and coos like a piegon (Tribbles) then Klingons will eat it for breakfast. …much like Curmudgeons!
 
Wookie!!! And no I’m not going to get in an discussion about it — well notat this moment.😃
 
“A feather duster could be effectively used as a weapon. Shoved in an opponents face, it could distract and impede the opponent from defending against a more damaging second attack.”

Interesting point, but could a Klingon actually reach a Wookie’s face with a feather duster to make effective use of it.
 
The fuzzball would beat the ridgehead.

A ridgehead’s greatest dream is to die in battle. They enter each combat saying “this is a good day to day.”

Fuzzballs, on the otherhand, prefer to live.

So the ridgehead has already defeated himself.
 
I Leatherman said:
“A feather duster could be effectively used as a weapon. Shoved in an opponents face, it could distract and impede the opponent from defending against a more damaging second attack.”

Interesting point, but could a Klingon actually reach a Wookie’s face with a feather duster to make effective use of it.
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The question is will a Klingon even touch a feather duster since feather dusters are made of feathers which could look cute and feathery or even cause a sneeze…:hmmm:😃
 
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