Knock, knock.......

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I know I’ve heard plenty over the years, but now I can’t remember any of them!! :o
 
Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce eat. 😃
Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne de tub, I’m dwoning. 😃

I need my coffee to think of more :coffee:
 
Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Delores.

Delores who?

Delores my shepherd (I shall not want)…
 
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
**Banana Who?

**Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
**Banana Who?

**Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
**Banana Who?

**Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
**Banana Who?
**Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
**Banana Who?
**Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
**Banana Who?
**Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
**Banana Who?
**Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
**Banana Who?
**Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
**Banana Who?
**Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
**Banana Who?
**Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
**Banana Who?
**Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
**Banana Who?
**Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
**Banana Who?
**Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
**Banana Who?
**Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
**Banana Who?
**Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
**Orange Who?
**Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana
 
I have one…

ME: Hey, I have a great Knock Knock joke… you start.

Them: OK… Knock Knock…

ME: Whose there?

Dead silence as they can’t figure out what they are supposed to say since it is my joke…
 
Me: Let’s tell a knock-knock joke…you start
Friend: Okay. Knock-knock
Me: Who’s there?
Friend: Uhhhhhhhhhhh…
 
Start by asking “Can you yodel?”

If the answer is “yes”, forget the joke.

If the answer is “no”, then continue…

Knock, knock
Who’s there
Little old lady
Little old lady who?

I thought you said you couldn’t yodel.
 
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Your panther.

Your panther who?

Your panther falling down.
 
Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Pheeelyn

Pheeelyn who?

Pheeelyn swell but the surf’s rough!

Peace,

Gail
 
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Another mosquito
 
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Shiver.

Shiver who?

Shivering in the south but not frozen over.

Peace,

Gail
 
Knock knock

who’s there?

JOHN THE BAPTIST!!! squirt them with water
I have one…

ME: Hey, I have a great Knock Knock joke… you start.

Them: OK… Knock Knock…

ME: Whose there?

Dead silence as they can’t figure out what they are supposed to say since it is my joke…
best. knock knock. joke. ever.
 
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