My dear estibob, better than that, perhaps you could tell me which of the following I am over-reacting to from that which you have described as an entertaining book:
Jesus is not God. He was only a man.
- Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene.
- Mary Magdalene is to be worshiped as a goddess.
- Jesus got Mary Magdalene pregnant, and the two had a daughter.
- That daughter gave rise to a prominent family line that is still present in Europe today.
- The Bible was put together by a pagan Roman emperor.
- Jesus was viewed as a man and not as God until the fourth century, when he was deified by the Emperor Constantine.
- The Gospels have been edited to support the claims of later Christians.
- In the original Gospels, Mary Magdalene rather than Peter was directed to establish the Church.
- There is a secret society known as the Priory of Sion that still worships Mary Magdalene as a goddess, and this group is trying to keep the truth alive.
- The Catholic Church is aware of all this and has been fighting for centuries to keep it suppressed and often has committed murder to do so.
- The Catholic Church is willing to and often has assassinated the descendents of Christ to keep his bloodline from growing too large.
Everyone knows Christ is not a god, He was not worshipped as such until the 4th century when he was deified.
He was deified to support the pagan Roman Empire who needed a religion to support and reinforce their ideology. So Catholicism was born.
The founding father of the Catholic Church was not Christ but Emporor Constantine.
The teachings of Christ are mythical. The greatest of which is the Blessed Sacrament myth.
We do not have any access to true teachings of Christ as the Gospels were refabricated to fit the new needs of the pagan Roman Empire.
Advocates and the new sects that have arisen from the Da Vinci Code have added
The first Pope was a pagan Roman Emporor. Pope St Constantine.
The office of Pope is really the office of the old pagan Roman Emporor.
Elsewhere in Browns writings, Christ is depicted as the son of a carpenter of Nazereth who was otherwise known as the village idiot!!
Please tell me which of the above is light hearted entertainment. Perhaps I am over- emotional with outrage. Perhaps I have lost the plot!!!