You’re splitting hairs like the proverbial Scholastic here. Are you asking why there aren’t enough knee-slapping parables in the Gospels?
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Sorry, dude. It just sounded like the beginning of a conversion narrative. Continue…
i like to get along with people with all different paradigms of thought. To me all of them are special an hold truth in them. Then i try to apply their truth to my life to better understand the universe we live in.
This is becoming readily apparent. May I ask what your religion is so that I can have a frame of reference?
i dont have one that can be described in terms we have. Completionist comes close. that is all religions have truth in them. The faults are more in interpretation than actual scriptures imho.
The closest i feel that comes to truth are shamanism and buddhism. Shamanism because its nature is such that it is based around personal experience (which is the point of such things as vision quests and sweat lodges).That is you go out and find God vs the more Abrahamic (
wink) religions in which there is a more static objective truth. Though the funny thing about these experiances is that they are all described in very much the same way after one “meets” God, which me an a few others on this forum can vouch for.
And buddhism because it too is about the follower finding truth through otherwise paradoxical koans, meditation, and knowledge of the self. Buddhism teaches that you are God in your innermost being, and that god can be defined as the innermost essence or fabric in the metaphysical sphere that allows things (as essence) to exist. That is God is the creator, just in a different sense than abrahamic religions.
The word Namaste is a favorite of mine. It is a salutation meaning "the light (divine) inside me welcomes and honors the light inside you.
I find a lot of truth in the ideas of those who follow the Indigo Movement as well.
Well, I grin during a lot of the Mass–just not the lame announcements afterward.

However, laughing during the Liturgy of the Word or the Canon of the Mass would be interpreted by 99.5% of the attendants as mockery of what was taking place. In other words, not laughing with, but
at. If you went to your best friend’s wedding and let out a hearty guffaw when they made their vows, don’t you think that would come off as contempt?
if the meaning of the parable was to be funny as well as bring further insight into the nature of our universe, then that 99.5% would not be a problem. Wedding vows are not meant to be funny (at least most of them arent), but if they were, there would be no problem in laughing.
Discordianism is the funniest religion of all because it’s designed as an elaborate joke that no one takes seriously.
Actually many people take it seriously. Which is an oxymoron because discordianism is about Not taking life serriously, an learning to find an obscure order in the chaos that is Aeris.
Though if you think thats funny, you should check out the church of the subgenius. Especially X-Day.
Alright, I’m guessing animist or New Ager here. Am I getting warmer or colder?
I dont believe they define themselves. Labels are just labels.
If I were you, I’d start off with a stronger story. Just saying.
i dont believe the strength of the humor is important. all thats really needed is the knowledge that such stories exist and are an intricate part of some spiritual paradigms.
Are you shamanic in beliefs? If so, I salute you for keeping your faith in an otherwise scientistic world.
Science is actually pushing more towards much of what shamanism is about. As well as Christianity, Buddhism, Islam and all the others. I believe that one of the greatest steps towards world peace will be when spirituality and science start acting as one instead of bashing heads all the time.
though i wouldn’t call myself shamanistic.