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Milliardo
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The lawyer has a point: morally it might be disordered, but as far as the law is concerned, there’s no crime with necrophilia, not as far as animals are concerned anyway. Correct me if I’m wrong on this one.
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steveandersen
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You’re right
There are probably both anti-bestiality and anti-animal cruelty laws in question here.
The legal reasoning behind it I suppose is that, like children, animals can’t give informed consent
If the animal is dead then you’re not being cruel to it.
I do wonder how this would cross someone’s mind in the first place.
He must not get out much
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beckers
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Horrible!
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Richardols
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I agree. Suppose it was a taxidermed stuffed deer decorating a hunting lodge. I can hardly imagine any prosecution.
There aren’t enough real crimes in that county for the cops and prosecutors to go after?
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Hegesippus
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Following an Aristotelian and Thomistic philosophy the dead animal is technically no longer an animal, but as someone mentioned above it is a corpse.
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Lance
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Douglas County (2005 pop. est. 43,287) is located in northwest Wisconsin at the head of the Great Lakes. It borders the south shore of Lake Superior. New York, Chicago, Detroit, L.A. or even Charlotte it ain’t!
This is probably the biggest thing to happen there since a couple of unknown culprits tipped over Sven Johanson’s outhouse on Halloween!
Now that I think about it his brain could have been frozen, you don’t know cold until you have been to Lake Superior in February.
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kim3260
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:whacky:It takes all type to make the world go round 
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Durendin
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Legal arguements are always fun.
“But your Honour, my client was inspired by the movie where the teenager has sex with an apple pie. My client is alergic to apples and thought he’d try venison. Unfortunately, he had lost the pastry and had to make do without…!”
God bless the liars, er lawyers!
“But your Honour, my client was inspired by the movie where the teenager has sex with an apple pie. My client is alergic to apples and thought he’d try venison. Unfortunately, he had lost the pastry and had to make do without…!”
God bless the liars, er lawyers!
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gilliam
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gilliam
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Can’t get out of the perversion that way: masturbation is a sin and the intent is to fornicate (I guess).
Why am I posting on this thread? It has to be the oddest thread I have read here.
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chicago
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Or perhaps he’s been stuck out alone in the woods a bit too long.I do wonder how this would cross someone’s mind in the first place.
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mercygate
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I think you’ve got it. Those 35 below mornings are real ugly. Maybe the road kill was still warm and he was just trying to warm up his frozen . . . O no. Better not go there.Douglas County (2005 pop. est. 43,287) is located in northwest Wisconsin at the head of the Great Lakes. It borders the south shore of Lake Superior. New York, Chicago, Detroit, L.A. or even Charlotte it ain’t!
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Chris_LaRock
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Maybe someone should buy him a Play Station 3, so he has something to do with his spare time?
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Durendin
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According to the PS3 thread, it’s quite a trial to get one with riots and all. Mind you, since he’ll probably turn up to the que with his trousers at his ankles dragging his girlfriend by the hoof the que will no doubt thin out soon!Maybe someone should buy him a Play Station 3, so he has something to do with his spare time?
(Apologies for poor and tasteless humour!)
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Chris_LaRock
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At any rate, he needs a clean hobby to get into so he won’t be out acting like a wacko! Maybe a ps2 instead. They have a bible game for ps2.
We had lots of people camping outside the store I work at 2 nights in advance just to get one of those overpriced pieces of junk! It was rainy and windy too!
We had lots of people camping outside the store I work at 2 nights in advance just to get one of those overpriced pieces of junk! It was rainy and windy too!
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didymus
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Sorry to spoil the fun but I’m sick to death of everybody mocking lawyers and blaming them for everything including the downfall of western civilisation. It’s this guy’s job to defend him any way he can, if the legislature didn’t pass an anti-necro-bestiality statute, it’s the attorney’s duty to use that defense.
I pray none of you ever needs a lawyer, but I bet you’ll be grateful for him.
PS – the downfall of western civilisation is really being caused by MSWs and Ed.D.s
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Durendin
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Ah, they’re rich enough so they can live with the mockery. Besides, some of the best laughs I’ve ever heard come from court rooms but they tend to be long so I won’t bore you with them here. Personally, it’s the Judge and Jury I feel sorry for, listening to the ins and outs of hair splitting to the nth degree. Instead, I’ll give you a lawyers insight to the lyrics of Tom Jones’s Delilah:
“She stood there laughing”
Provocation, M’lud!
“I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more”
Diminished responsibility, your Honour!
“My, my, my Delilah
Why, why, why Delilah
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me delilah I just couldnt take any more”
Obviously showing regret and remorse for his actions, M’lud!
On a side note, I wonder what a Catholic lawyer makes of the Lying and Sin thread?
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Theinvisibleman
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Not a “crime” , but really weird. i think he belongs in a mental institution.
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Nohome
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I can assure you that it takes someone far more dangerous to themselves or society to be placed in a mental institution. I would rather see half of the homeless in such facilities before you would waste space on this guy.
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