While I was working for a Mormon Church owned company, caffeinated drinks were not in the vending machines at first. After several year working there, one day, there were colas in the vending machine. That was the sign that we could have a can of Coke at our desk and not be looked at like we were going to murder someone the next day.
Us coffee drinking workers would sneak off for coffee at break, making sure to never let the anti-coffee co-workers see us. The office gossip…everyone knew who wasn’t following the Word of Wisdom. You didn’t want to be in
that group. We used to joke that coffee was the slippery slope. Coffee this afternoon, murder tomorrow morning.
But, I remember Sunday school lessons that used the faith promoting story, where a high school track team was encourage by their coach to drink a Coca Cola to improve performance. The only Mormon on the team wouldn’t drink a Coke, even to win, and of course the next day he won. Obviously, because he could “run and not be weary”. These were lessons from the LDS Church manuals, so this modern rewriting is amusing.
And last of my reminiscing, my Mormon family members would point out that Coke was used to remove battery acid from a car battery, and laugh about how foolish anyone would be to drink something that removes battery acid.
Those were the days.