Just imagine for a moment…
Al-jazzerah September 11, 2007: Today Sheik Achmed bin Achmed in a speech to the United Assembly of Islamic Imams stated that, “Catholicism is violent because the Pope has his own army of Swiss Guards.”
In response hundreds of thousands of Catholics gathered in St. Peter’s square. The Pope called them to defend Catholicism and force Sheik Achmed to apologize. The Sheik was burned in effigy. Crowds of Catholics burned Qurans and several Mosques were burned. One Muslim sheik was killed after a priest in his homily called for the death of Sheik Achmed and the unbelievers. It is widely rumored that the Pope will issue a death sentence on Sheik Achmed and grant an indulgence to whoever kills him.
A group of Franciscans pledged to assassinate a Muslim every day until the Sheik apologized. Over a hundred Jesuits attacked a group of Muslim women and children beating them. All over Europe and America Catholics rampaged and marched spreading destruction and mayhem. “We are not violent said Stan Smith of Omaha, Nebraska, and if anyone says we are then we will kill them!” Bishops around the world called their flocks to take up arms and suborn the infidel who dare to insult the peaceful religion of Catholicism. “They must accept their limits and not insult our faith or they forfeit our protection. The Sheik must apologize and say he is sorry or else. We are a peaceful people, but don’t push us or say something we don’t like, If you do then you are ignorant, we won’t listen, and you might get hurt.” said Bishop Farsical of the Diocese of Podunk, Iowa.
Despite an expression of regret by Sheik Achmed the Pope said today “That isn’t good enough. Keep up the killing till we get what we want.”
#Now folks, can you even IMAGINE something like that in todays world? I can’t. But that is what it would look like if we acted like they do. Just something to ponder.