Liturgical dance "enlivens liturgy"

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Are you trying to give the Pope and his cardinals heart attacks?! LOL!

… Though I wonder what their reactions would be after they recover.
 
Driving up the Hollywood Freeway, I saw a grain elevator with a cross on it. Maybe there was a manger nearby.
 
brotherhrolf said:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: The mere thought of four or five middle aged bald white guys dancing would sure put an end to this liturgical dancing idea.
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PatienceAndLove:
Totally!
Especially if it was the nude dancing!!!
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:eek: That whole scenario brings up things I would really rather not think about, or dwell upon…

“And now, ladies and gentlemen, for your liturgical enjoyment, here’s Dilbert Dangledong and the Dipsy Dancekings! Let’s all give them a big hand!”
 
Wolseley said:
:eek: That whole scenario brings up things I would really rather not think about, or dwell upon…

“And now, ladies and gentlemen, for your liturgical enjoyment, here’s Dilbert Dangledong and the Dipsy Dancekings! Let’s all give them a big hand!”
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Well, that would end the liturgical dancing craze, wouldn’t it? (well, except perhaps in some san franciscan parishes)
 
I’ll bet throwing a handful of bugs in a hot skillet “enlivens” them. Temporarily.

JSA+
 
Let’s not forget the obligatory clown-dressed ushers greeting you at the narthex!
 
So let’s make a list of all the things that could “enliven” a liturgy:

Fireworks
Stadium Horns
“The Wave”
Girls or Guys in tights, as you like
Fire Swallowers
Kick Boxers

Feel free to add to the list. 🙂
 
VociMike said:
So let’s make a list of all the things that could “enliven” a liturgy:

Fireworks
Stadium Horns
“The Wave”
Girls or Guys in tights, as you like
Fire Swallowers
Kick Boxers

Feel free to add to the list. 🙂
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LOL. “The Wave”?! Can you imagine the horrors that would unfold?

“This is my body, which will be given up for you.”

cue wave here “Whoooooooo!”

… Gah. With jokes like these, why haven’t I been excommunicated yet? LOL.
 
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