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goodcatholic
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Just want to say goodbye to you all, if it is my last day that is. My new policy is to live each day as if it is my last.
I will drain my bank account and a have a jolly good lunch and dinner with my loved ones. (partner and dog) I need to break the news to my partner. She will be disappointed but a certain pragmatism will kick in I’m sure after a day or two. I’m going to tell her to skip the funeral, save money and buy Scrumptious a new kennel. I feel for my partner who will now have to walk Scrumptious every day instead of the 3 on/4 off each week deal she had with me.
I’d like to thank God most of all. He helped me survive all these years without getting assassinated for my sense of humour. He helped me see the funny side of my incompetence. I was able to make others feel better about themselves. “At least I don’t talk like a frightened hyena. Like Ron I mean. " is just one example. 'At least I’m not as narcissistic as good old Ron.” I think my purpose was to help people see that if I could be redeemed, anyone could. " Just too bad Bishop Barron didn’t hire me to help with his Words on Fire evangelisation program. I really could have made a difference.
Signing off now and I honestly hope you don’t have to read this every day. Like Groundhog day. That would be unfunny I admit.
God Bless and bye.
I will drain my bank account and a have a jolly good lunch and dinner with my loved ones. (partner and dog) I need to break the news to my partner. She will be disappointed but a certain pragmatism will kick in I’m sure after a day or two. I’m going to tell her to skip the funeral, save money and buy Scrumptious a new kennel. I feel for my partner who will now have to walk Scrumptious every day instead of the 3 on/4 off each week deal she had with me.
I’d like to thank God most of all. He helped me survive all these years without getting assassinated for my sense of humour. He helped me see the funny side of my incompetence. I was able to make others feel better about themselves. “At least I don’t talk like a frightened hyena. Like Ron I mean. " is just one example. 'At least I’m not as narcissistic as good old Ron.” I think my purpose was to help people see that if I could be redeemed, anyone could. " Just too bad Bishop Barron didn’t hire me to help with his Words on Fire evangelisation program. I really could have made a difference.
Signing off now and I honestly hope you don’t have to read this every day. Like Groundhog day. That would be unfunny I admit.
God Bless and bye.
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