Both have a exact same chance of procreating! The only thing either of these marriages is capable of producing is friction burns (and in this case, splinters).
In a sick (and secular) way, that is funny----even I will admit that, Scott.
Even I found it amusing—but it struck “close to home,” too------
From the viewpoint of eternity, God’s law, and Christian religion, I’m here to tell you that is NOT funny. Scott. And I’m speaking (as most will know here) as a wretched sinner who has had to (and is still struggling with) pornography, impure thoughts, and, of course the great evil of masturbation.
To be very BRUTALLY honest (and I DO NOT want to offend anyone here but I’m trying to make a point-----and 99% of folks here are adults) MY “thing” involved BEDS for years. He has to worry about “splinters,”-----I had to worry (I guess) about the destruction of mattresses----and people hearing me.
Basically adolescence pushed into adulthood.
And all exacerbated and aggravated beyond belief by porn magazines and pornography. And the New Age movement. You get the point. We’re all “grown” here.
To be more brutally honest, I wonder if, even after the change of heart and my finding God and Jesus and the sweet comfort and shelter of their Church, they will allow me to even glimpse (even for just a second or two) the place we call Heaven and then swiftly judge me a “wretched sinner” and sentence me to be beyond their love for all eternity to the “other place.”
Hate to be “calvinistic” about this, but it is how I feel sometimes. Fortunately, my confessor feels differently about this.May I be able to be worthy of God’s love and forgiveness at the end of my days.
Look, Scott----I’m not a prude. I laugh (and still do) at situations like this. But understand----there IS another side to this----and the people who go through this (like probably him as well) are going through Spiritual Warfare----and that is NOT funny.
Rant off.
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