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brycehecht
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Could someone write a funny meme to go with this photo? I am looking for it be very funny, but rooted in the bible. Biblical references please. Thanks.
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adawgj
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Christ’s truckers
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Peter_Plato
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AuroralGlow
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I vote for these!
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suko
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“Don’t follow me. Follow Jesus.”
(I actually have this bumper sticker myself!"
(I actually have this bumper sticker myself!"
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AbideWithMe
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This one gets my vote.
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Iheartcoffee
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Hahaha! Yes! This one!
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ClearWater
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ClearWater
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So far, I vote for the no tail gating one!
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Tarpeian_Rock
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“Let Jesus help you carry your burden?”
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brycehecht
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I actually thought of the “Come follow me…but don’t tailgate me” one before. I like that one. Thanks.
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Peter_Plato
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… Suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried;
He descended into hell; the third day He rose again from the dead;
He ascended into Heaven, sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty;
From thence He shall come again to drive a pickup to Topeka…
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Peter_Plato
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Foxes have holes and the birds of the air have nests
but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head…
… because he drives a short box pickup.
but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head…
… because he drives a short box pickup.
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AbideWithMe
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Hey, you’re good at this, Peter.
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Peter_Plato
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Thanks, but I can’t help thinking there are a few more perfect memes hiding in the bushes beside the roadway.Hey, you’re good at this, Peter.
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brycehecht
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Peter, that is excellent! Maybe something a little shorter, while still adding the Bible verse into it?
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Peter_Plato
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Luke 9
One day Jesus called together his twelve disciples and gave them power and authority to cast out all demons and to heal all diseases. Then he sent them out to tell everyone about the Kingdom of God and to heal the sick. “Take nothing for your journey,” he instructed them. “Don’t take a walking stick, a traveler’s bag, food, money, or even a change of clothes."
And Peter said, “Can we borrow your pickup truck?”
Jesus replied, “Alright, but don’t exceed the speed limit!”
One day Jesus called together his twelve disciples and gave them power and authority to cast out all demons and to heal all diseases. Then he sent them out to tell everyone about the Kingdom of God and to heal the sick. “Take nothing for your journey,” he instructed them. “Don’t take a walking stick, a traveler’s bag, food, money, or even a change of clothes."
And Peter said, “Can we borrow your pickup truck?”
Jesus replied, “Alright, but don’t exceed the speed limit!”
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brycehecht
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I am looking for something that combines Bible verses/comedy
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Peter_Plato
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Luke 9:41
As the time approached for him to be taken up to heaven, Jesus resolutely set out for Jerusalem but encountering heavy traffic on the turnpike near Sychor he drove his pickup following the alternate route through Jericho and Bethany as shown on Google Maps.
As the time approached for him to be taken up to heaven, Jesus resolutely set out for Jerusalem but encountering heavy traffic on the turnpike near Sychor he drove his pickup following the alternate route through Jericho and Bethany as shown on Google Maps.
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brycehecht
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It has to be short. Like two short lines
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