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Shopping for the unspeakable
Justin Darr
Justin Darr
December 3, 2004
One of the best things about living in America is if you have a sufficient amount of money, you can buy just about anything on the planet legally. You might have to make some phone calls and wait for a while, but in almost in any case you can eventually purchase anything you want. However, as anyone who has ever picked the name of the person who wants “nothing special, just don’t spend a lot of money” in the office gift exchange, or has the child who does NOT want the “Super Plus Dragon Head Crushing Mega-Poki-Zord-o-Saur,” some of the hardest things to find are the simplest.
Such was my dilemma as I tried do my Christmas shopping this week. I thought I had prepared for anything. I woke up early to beat the crowds, ate a good breakfast for plenty of energy, organized a list of friends and family for whom to purchase gifts, filled my wallet with cash and headed out. The only real limitation I placed on myself in my shopping would be showing my support for the boycott of Macy’s Department Store by patronizing its competitors.
It seemed like Manuel Zammarano, head of the “Committee to Save Merry Christmas,” had a great idea. What better way is there for Americans to really make a statement against the politically correct crowd, who want to make any mention of our Judeo-Christian heritage sacrilege, than by refusing to support the companies who are complicit in their aims? I decided that the “Committee to Save Merry Christmas” had such a great idea that I would extend the boycott further and not shop anywhere that did not utilize the words “Merry Christmas” in its store visual presentation. After all, I was Christmas shopping! Is it too much to ask for a few signs around the store acknowledging the fact? Evidently, it is. After several fruitless hours in the local malls, I had to admit that if I was going to be faithful to my boycott then my family was going to get a harsh lesson about the real meaning of Christmas Day because they were not going to get any gifts.
For starters, here is a brief list of the retailers (in addition to Macy’s) who might decorate their stores in “Holiday” colors in an attempt to entice you out of your money, but make no mention of Christmas at all: Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target, Strawbridge’s, The Shoe Department, New York & Co., The Disney Store, Kirkland’s, Gertrude Hawk Chocolates, Banana Republic, JC Penny, Express, Delia’s, Littman Jewelers, Aeropostale, The Limited, The Limited Too, Bombay Co., The Gap, Payless Shoe Source, Charlotte Russe, Gymboree, Wet Seal, Things Remembered, Lord and Taylor, Toys R Us, KB Toys, Radio Shack, Forever 21, Parade of Shoes, Finish Line, Hallmark Shops, and Five Below.
Shopping for the unspeakable
Justin Darr
Justin Darr
December 3, 2004
One of the best things about living in America is if you have a sufficient amount of money, you can buy just about anything on the planet legally. You might have to make some phone calls and wait for a while, but in almost in any case you can eventually purchase anything you want. However, as anyone who has ever picked the name of the person who wants “nothing special, just don’t spend a lot of money” in the office gift exchange, or has the child who does NOT want the “Super Plus Dragon Head Crushing Mega-Poki-Zord-o-Saur,” some of the hardest things to find are the simplest.
Such was my dilemma as I tried do my Christmas shopping this week. I thought I had prepared for anything. I woke up early to beat the crowds, ate a good breakfast for plenty of energy, organized a list of friends and family for whom to purchase gifts, filled my wallet with cash and headed out. The only real limitation I placed on myself in my shopping would be showing my support for the boycott of Macy’s Department Store by patronizing its competitors.
It seemed like Manuel Zammarano, head of the “Committee to Save Merry Christmas,” had a great idea. What better way is there for Americans to really make a statement against the politically correct crowd, who want to make any mention of our Judeo-Christian heritage sacrilege, than by refusing to support the companies who are complicit in their aims? I decided that the “Committee to Save Merry Christmas” had such a great idea that I would extend the boycott further and not shop anywhere that did not utilize the words “Merry Christmas” in its store visual presentation. After all, I was Christmas shopping! Is it too much to ask for a few signs around the store acknowledging the fact? Evidently, it is. After several fruitless hours in the local malls, I had to admit that if I was going to be faithful to my boycott then my family was going to get a harsh lesson about the real meaning of Christmas Day because they were not going to get any gifts.
For starters, here is a brief list of the retailers (in addition to Macy’s) who might decorate their stores in “Holiday” colors in an attempt to entice you out of your money, but make no mention of Christmas at all: Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target, Strawbridge’s, The Shoe Department, New York & Co., The Disney Store, Kirkland’s, Gertrude Hawk Chocolates, Banana Republic, JC Penny, Express, Delia’s, Littman Jewelers, Aeropostale, The Limited, The Limited Too, Bombay Co., The Gap, Payless Shoe Source, Charlotte Russe, Gymboree, Wet Seal, Things Remembered, Lord and Taylor, Toys R Us, KB Toys, Radio Shack, Forever 21, Parade of Shoes, Finish Line, Hallmark Shops, and Five Below.