Right, right.
For Catholics and others who aren’t familiar with this process, the missionary experience is one of total and complete exposure.
LDS missionaries are
never alone longer than a couple of minutes (the time it takes to defecate). Your companion and various other missionaries are in plain sight every other second of every day during the entire two year course of your mission.
The result is that you have a permanent snitch and braggart attached at the waist.
The logical conclusion to this practice is easily understood. There is NOTHING that an LDS missionary does, good or bad, that doesn’t become knowledge throughout the mission almost immediately. Mormon teenagers are as gossipy as a gaggle of old ladies, and they’re constantly trying to curry favor with local leaders, the APs and the MP at all times.
I have no doubt at all that this incident was boasted of, reported and talked about by Mormons far and wide almost immediately after it happened, and that it was covered up by all the local saints who laughed up their sleeves.
feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MormonStoriesPodcast/~3/43922490/MormonStories-001-KiddieBap.mp3
No vandalism, but a candid admission of a corrupt and deceptive mission president here. Listen and laugh.