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More often than not, I do try to avoid speaking in regards to the mormon faith. I have a dear friend who is LDS but we have problems because she often tries to convince me of her beliefs. But I have to say that I just can’t seem to follow her teachings at all… they seem to be bible conflicting.I was watching a Mormon documentory about “the Lost Book of Abraham” that Joseph Smith “interprited.” I give it two words:
EPIC. FAIL.
I couldn’t even finish the documentory, it was sooo sad.Mormons, I’m going to try and be as charitable as I can possibly be about this. Here’s how the story goes:
Once upon a time, Joseph Smith was traveling along and he met a merchant who sold him an ancient piece of Egyptian papyrus that was ten feet long, and he presented to his town as “the Lost Book of Abraham.” whoah…He claimed it was written in a language called “REVISED EGYPTIAN!” facepalm Now, after I heard this part I looked like this guy >
But seriously, revised egyptian. I’m STILL stuck on that. Alright, now then, continuing on:
His congregation asked if he could interprit it, and he said he would. So he recorded the hyraglyphs in his journal, along with the picture which was of a man lying on a table, with another man standing over him with a knife extended over the man on the table. Which Joseph Smith interprited to be an angry Pharroh going after Abraham. Recently, in more advanced society, we happen to have had Joseph Smith’s “Book of Abraham” sitting in a museum. However, this papyre had the head of Pharroh ripped off, along with his hand that was holding the knife. The LDS church took it to Egyptologists to be translated. They replyed saying that it was difficult taking Joseph Smith’s claims seriously, since the picture was actually of the god Horus ressurecting Pharroh. The picture is a popular one in egyptology. They said it was hard to take him seriously because he turned a ressurection into an entirely different story, that being the story of Abraham and the angry Pharroh.
So after the LDS church find out Joseph Smith was completely wrong, they take it back to the museum and say, “It can’t be his, because the one Joseph Smith used was ten feet long.”
I was like…REALLY? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The hyroglyphs on the papyre matched the ones recorded in his journal, and if Joseph Smith had no problems ripping the head and hand off of Horus then I’m sure he’d have no problem ripping a few feet off of the scroll! (Not to meantion it’s been through a fire.)
This is one of the points that Mormons complain that the “anti-Mormon” documentory didn’t touch on; whether or not the papyre in the museum was the same one Joseph Smith used. Mormons obcuse the video of being “anti-Mormon,” but the video doesn’t display any bias, and even shows the LDS church the benefit of the doubt throughout the documentory. The video is made to allow the viewer to decide for themselves. Here’s the film if you’re interested:
youtube.com/watch?v=hcyzkd_m6KE
Though they have only been around for 200 years they have spread quite far and wide.
My friend also brings many of her work parrtners when she comes to visit me. The sister missionaries. It can be a bit exhausting. I try to prevail and keep my friendship with her dispite the hardships involved.
