Name 3 reasons why you're not God

[Gottle_of_Geer]

Because -

• I’m created
• sinful
• God Is God

 

[whatevergirl]

1. I’m too lazy.
2. Nobody “gets” me!.
3. I can barely keep track of my own day. How am I supposed to manage all those prayers?

[/parody]

1. Sometimes, I forget to have mercy for others.
2. Sometimes, I am selfish.
3. I think I would do away with free will.

 

[dbacks5439]

1.)Same as Mozart. I’d do away with New York City and lament how I allowed it to be created in the first place.

2.) I can’t make Pluto a planet again.

3.) Everyone would look like they came out of a Picasso painting