Never do THIS to your wife!

[Patrick2340]

My wife was several months pregnant when I decided to play a prank on her. Knowing her hatred of bats (the flying kind), I took a rubber toy bat and tied it to the top of our four posted bed. I ran a string down to my pillow. When she got into bed I yanked the string causing the bat to fly down over her face. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone move so fast. She then reminded me that I could have put her into premature labor. The joke didn’t seem all that funny then, though it gets funnier in the retelling, even to my wife.

 

[Peace-bwu]

LOL this is funny. With my husband’s job he comes home at all hours of the day or night, and we usually don’g know for certain what day he will be home, so I can relate, he has made me jump, but never did anything this frightening!

 

[LynnieLew]

Lock your door
Dead bolt the door
Wait-triple dead bolt the door!
My husband has done that and it freaks me out too!
At least I know he is the only one with a key.

Thank God it WAS him though…phew!

 

[Blanka]

This happened quite a few years ago:

I knew my husband had gone to town on some errands and I didn’t think he would be back for awhile. I was in the shower when I heard a noise in the bathroom. I presumed it was the dog so I called the dog’s name and said “Is that you?” (I always talk to my animals.) To my surprise, a little voice answered back saying, “It’s only me mommy.” I pulled the shower curtain back quickly wondering how the dog could have answered and discovered my husband had already come home and decided to play along by answering as if he was the dog! We got a good laugh out of that one.