New Chick Tract

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Shannon9791 said:
Did you read any of the other tracts?

If not, you should if you want a good laugh. Apparently, somewhere beneath the Vatican there’s a “super computer” with the name of each and every non-Catholic in the world. That’s probably my favorite Jack Chick whopper
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Go back a few posts, there is a copy of it posted.

It is my Fav also.
 
Texsain said:
To Jack Chick, penance is a type of works-salvation that the Catholic Church (aka Roman Caesars) invented in order to make money and in the process win souls for the devil by convincing them that they’ll go to Purgatory instead of Hell because they’re trusting in their own works rather than Jesus Christ. Even though the penance in this story doesn’t involve the selling of indulgences or otherwise doing the Pope’s bidding, in his other comics he still sees anything that can be called penance as a works-salvation that is detrimental to our relationship with Jesus.
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“Roman Caesars” LOL, if we believed in reincarnation we would probably be talking about Hugo Black reborn. Black was a KU Klux Klansman in the 1920s who became a senator, partially based on his anti-Catholic speeches. Yes, I have looked into the website farther; why someone would devote their time to this type of stuff is beyond me, I guess he skipped John 17 where Jesus addresses the need for His followers to be unified.
 
Let me get this straight…I’m off the list, but I’m being watched and the Vatican has put something in my water. :eek:
 
porthos11 said:
Yep. The Vatican has enlisted the Jesuits (the Vatican spy agency) to ensure that you toe the Vatican party line.

:D:D:D
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:bigyikes::bigyikes: I may not sleep tonight. Wearing Crucifix - check, rosary hanging in car - check…St Michael protect me!!!
 
maltmom said:
:bigyikes::bigyikes: I may not sleep tonight. Wearing Crucifix - check, rosary hanging in car - check…St Michael protect me!!!
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Just to be absolutely sure, you know we’re kidding right?

Jack Chick tracts are so out there we love poking fun at them.
 
maltmom said:
:bigyikes::bigyikes: I may not sleep tonight. Wearing Crucifix - check, rosary hanging in car - check…St Michael protect me!!!
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You didn’t mention your requisite Holy Water font by your front door. Just so you know, I’m making a note of that…:tsktsk:

We have eyes everywhere.
 
Shannon9791 said:
You didn’t mention your requisite Holy Water font by your front door. Just so you know, I’m making a note of that…:tsktsk:

We have eyes everywhere.
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I have Holy Water just inside by my door. It’s just not in a font. Is that alright???:o
 
there’s a knock on my door…AAAHHHHIAANNNNNAAAAHHHHAA!!! IT’S
A VATACAN GOON SQUAD TAKING ME ME TO A REEDUCATION CAMP
BECAUSE I WAS A PROTESTANT!!!
 
Shannon9791 said:
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Actually, there’s an American Inquisition coming. Obama, being a Communist and a Muslim;) (both created by the Vatican), is truly the servant of the pope (or will be, when we get a new one). Any actions against Protestants and Jews will of course be rubber-stamped by the SCOTUS, now that we have 6 Catholic, 3 Jews, and NO PROTESTANTS!
 
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