Nominations for Worst Musician / Group

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Jefferson Starship, Vanilla Ice and Bob Dylan…yes Bob Dylan, I never dod get him and I don’t buy the whole “American poet” thing.
 
AlegreFe said:
How can this even be serious when this would only be your opinion? Are you doing this for fun? Are you doing this on a legit basis? Why and where are you doing this?

I happen to like Michael McDonald songs. I happen to like the old group “The Doobie Brothers” to which he belonged back in the late 70’s to '81. You must be a lot younger than I am. But then again my daughter is only 13 and she happens to appreciate good music from the 50’s, 60’s and especially 70’s.

The other two on your list I can’t stand.
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Maybe I was wrong about Michael McDonald. The Doobies did have some good songs. I should have nominated “Sweet Freedom” for worst song ever instead. John Gambling plays that song every morning on his radio show and the song is just awful.

This is all in jest.
 
I seem to remember David Soul of Starsky & Huch trying to become a singer. I never heard him sing, but he was probably terrible also.
 
ANYTHING by Michael Bolton (nuthin’ but lousey remakes)
Britney Spears (no range at all)
Jessica Simpson (Awful cat-er-wauling!!)
ANYTHING by those awful metal bands (just screaming is all it is)
And (don’t throw tomatos at me!), Garth-Everything-I-Sing-Sounds-Like-The-Last-Thing-I-Sang-Brooks

You may not care for the Beatles or Bob Dylan but they were incomparable song writers who dominated the last half of the 20th century.
 
Worst singers?
Marilyn Manson and Paris Hilton! Most of heavy metal singers also can’t sing! I also don’t like Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera.
 
fcbv said:
Worst singers?
-Marilyn Manson;
-Paris Hilton (I hated the idea of she sings Do Ya Think I’m Sexy)
-Justin Timberlake
-Britney Spears!
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I’ll second that and add Ashley Simpson to the list!
 
calchiquita said:
Hey, are you counting Father Stan Fortuna in with the rappers?
Anyway, I like Slim Shady (but not the baseness of his lyrics)
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Wait…you don’t like Father Stan, but you like Eminem??? :eek:

Anyway, I’d have to agree with what appears to be the majority - Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson (although I will admit I do like a couple of her songs - just not her voice- sounds like she’s trying WAY too hard), Ashlee Simpson, Rod Stewart
 
Jaypeeto3 said:
Lawrence Welk !!! LOL !!!
Hey the guy was a schooled musician, but his show
was g-d-awful, wasn’t it?
All those guys wearing Brylcream in their hair and polyester suits, and the women all in knee length dresses with
Toni Home Perms in their hair blandly singing whatever song they sang, and of course, “the bubble ma-chine”.
The Lawrence Welk Show was horrendous, but all
the condo-dwellers over 75 sure loved it long enough to keep it on the air (even in reruns) seemingly forever.

Jaypeeto3 (aka Jaypeeto4)
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I’ll have you know I absolutely LOVED the Lawrence Welk Show when I was about 3 years old…the Lennon Sisters were rockin’.

Later, of course, I slept for three days in the Cow Palace parking lot in order to be up front for a Rolling Stones Concert so obviously my taste changed…😉
 
Actually, as long as you don’t have to look at them, the Stones still rock. 😃
 
LSK said:
I’ll have you know I absolutely LOVED the Lawrence Welk Show when I was about 3 years old…the Lennon Sisters were rockin’.

Later, of course, I slept for three days in the Cow Palace parking lot in order to be up front for a Rolling Stones Concert so obviously my taste changed…😉
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Not perceptibly.😃

Actually I’m not that familiar with the Stones. Before my time, and not my parents’ taste. They’re more Beatles fans (oy).

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I don’t think anyone’s nominated Creed yet, but hoo-boy are they stinky.

And don’t let’s forget KISS. So, they have all the makeup and the show and they’re supposed to be all Satanic…and they sound like they should be on Lawrence Welk–really “peppy”. Also, their guitar stinks, their singing’s awful, and they must hire unusually unaesthetic eighth grade boys to write their lyrics.

ABBA’s a pretty ripe slice of hell, too.
 
HOW COULD ANYONE NOT LIKE FR. STAN FORTUNA??? I just met him this weekend. He’s AMAZING!!!
 
Worst ever = MADONNA

Second-worst ever = GWAR

Third-worst ever = LOOKING GLASS (“Brandy, you’re a fine girl”)

Fourth-worst ever = BILLY PAUL (“Me and Mrs Jones”)

Fifth-worst ever = LA TOYA JACKSON

#3 and #4 are chosen just on the basis of those two songs, which are among the worst ever.
 
I once listened to a tape of a Paul McCartney recording session, that just had the vocals of his late wife Linda

Believe it or not, she actually made Yoko Ono sound good (well, maybe not good–adequete–well, mediocre)
 
**The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, all rap, Guns & Roses, Oasis, **
 
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