Nuttiest Things Non-Catholics Have Said or Done Around You Because You're Catholic

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Would this be one of the instances where a knowledge of the martial arts could come in handy?
 
SecretaryMonday said:
Would this be one of the instances where a knowledge of the martial arts could come in handy?
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Since it’s online, being a hacker would be more handy. That and a little mind game. One might discover his log in info and email and anything else one could find. Then I think the dude would start getting email, even snail mail from Jesus letting the guy know he doesn’t appreciate what is being said about his mother and suggesting he apologize. Or else.
 
I could not resist to share 3 things that people told me when they heard I’m Catholic. I was like REALLY?!
  1. Catholics believe in 3 gods.
  2. Catholics believe in 4 gods The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit and The Mother (BVM)
  3. Catholics believe in 3 gods The Father, the Mother (BVM) and their Son Jesus
I must say no.3 is kind of the funniest :).

Also, i’ve been asked how did God the Father have a son. Did he marry the Virgin Mary?
 
ealfred said:
I could not resist to share 3 things that people told me when they heard I’m Catholic. I was like REALLY?!
  1. Catholics believe in 3 gods.
  2. Catholics believe in 4 gods The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit and The Mother (BVM)
  3. Catholics believe in 3 gods The Father, the Mother (BVM) and their Son Jesus
I must say no.3 is kind of the funniest :).

Also, i’ve been asked how did God the Father have a son. Did he marry the Virgin Mary?
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This actually reminds me of a radio show that I overheard while walking through a traditional market here in Indonesia… it was a Muslim radio show where the speaker mentioned (more in a mocking tone) how Christians (he wasn’t just referring specifically to Catholics) are messed up because apparently we worship 3 gods “a king, a prince (which I assume he meant Jesus), and a ghost” 🤷
 
Gia_B said:
This list of conspiracy theories is awful nutty. It’s always the Jesuits, isn’t it?
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The short bio at the end is equally nutty:

“Nolan Moore was once bitten on the foot by an alligator, but he survived to become an ESL teacher. He hopes to avoid future alligator encounters and one day make it as a writer.”
 
Erich said:
The short bio at the end is equally nutty:

“Nolan Moore was once bitten on the foot by an alligator, but he survived to become an ESL teacher. He hopes to avoid future alligator encounters and one day make it as a writer.”
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LOL! Oh those crazy Catholics!

Conspiracy #5 is about the theories of Avro Manhattan. He wrote at least one very funny sci fi short story. Pity he didn’t stick to fiction that is properly fiction.
 
It’s really interesting to read your stories! Here in Croatia it’s different since I think 80%+ people are Catholic (most don’t bother with it though).
 
I’m not a Catholic, but I’ve heard plenty of strange things said about me for just being a Christian. The best was when I went to watch a 15 rated film which had violence in it and the person in question said I couldn’t see the film because I was a Christian and viewing violence would go against my faith.
 
When I told my parents that I was interested in Catholicism, they told me that the priest makes everyone attending the Mass get drunk off the wine so they give him loads of money. And then he spends it on himself. Completely ridiculous. Made me laugh, though. Their reaction to my laughing was not nice. 😃
 
skrlife said:
When I told my parents that I was interested in Catholicism, they told me that the priest makes everyone attending the Mass get drunk off the wine so they give him loads of money. And then he spends it on himself. Completely ridiculous. Made me laugh, though. Their reaction to my laughing was not nice. 😃
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I wondered how our priest afforded his Merc and the Armani suits:D

It’s not the nuttiest thing but … I’m fed up with non-Catholics who tell me I’m Catholic therefore I’m not a Christian:shrug:
 
I know this is an old thread , also I am not Catholic (yet). I was discussing my determination to enter the Church with someone & during the discussion this person pauses and says… I don’t know why but I just don’t like Catholics. This is a someone who is protestant and also very close to me… Needless to say…I didn’t know what to say. Didn’t want to push and have an argument, although I’m sure we will talk about it later.
 
Just remembered:

I was reading some forums (not sure which ones), and somehow the discussion steered to religion.

I remember reading something like this: “Since non-Christians can’t enter Heaven, why would Christians be allowed to use computers? Atheists invented them”.

😃

We better not mention that Alessandro Volta was a Christian.
 
IvanHR said:
Just remembered:

I was reading some forums (not sure which ones), and somehow the discussion steered to religion.

I remember reading something like this: “Since non-Christians can’t enter Heaven, why would Christians be allowed to use computers? Atheists invented them”.

😃

We better not mention that Alessandro Volta was a Christian.
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Or that a Catholic priest invented the Big Bang theory. 😃
 
IvanHR said:
Just remembered:

I was reading some forums (not sure which ones), and somehow the discussion steered to religion.

I remember reading something like this: “Since non-Christians can’t enter Heaven, why would Christians be allowed to use computers? Atheists invented them”.

😃

We better not mention that Alessandro Volta was a Christian.
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Not only that, but the binary system, without which computers would be largely impossible, is reliant on the number 0, which was introduced to the West via the Church from the Muslim world. I seem to recall that it was Pope Sylvester II who promoted the use of the decimal Arabic system of numbers, including 0.
 
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