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Reuben_J
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Permit me.How do we train wine to be less expensive? Or train people not to go out looking for alcohol? Or the sanitation issue? Or - THE MUSTACHES? Good golly gee, the mustaches.
The training it would take to make these things go super smoothly in many spaces would require hours of Russian ballet-esque instruction and practice… not just for EMHC’s either! The reality of the parish does not allow for this. We just take what we can get, and usually it’s ok. Here though, the problem is that one often needs to navigate a swarming hive of fellow communicants, while Our Divine Redeemer sits in one’s mouth, almost forgotten because Mary Ellen is in front of you and she walks sloooowwwwly, but you are afraid to dodge around her because, well, there are people in line for the chalice, and the lad behind you may or may not be heading to the end there so you are trying to give him some room. Meanwhile, Mary Ellen has decided to communicate again and has gotten in that line, so now you have to wind your way through that line perpendicularly to get out, pardoning yourself to someone who is supposed to be in intense recollection, just as you are supposed to be. Finally you break free! But then you realize - you are on the wrong side of the nave now! You thought you might want to take the chalice, which is only distributed on the left, but decided after turning that you would rather just get back to prayer.
This is how it really is.
Oh - ALSO. Let me add another - which really does happen… FLIES. Or other bugs. Or random things… falling into the chalice. Best to minimize that possibility, no? Unless you are carrying a pall with you when you distribute, this is something that can happen! Are you prepared to give that to the next communicant? Or to drain it yourself? Or to sneak it to Father without him knowing what he’s consuming?