You might recall, I stated clearly that I didn’t take the story literally.
That’s besides the point. If you say snakes don’t use language, “the never have and never will”, I would like to see an explanation. Because, most certainly, unless you have seen every snake in history, you can only assume that they never have. And even then, you still don’t have authority to claim that they never will. That is to say, I don’t think that the apes of years far gone, if they could think at all, thought their descendants would be talking.
Of course, my position appears absurd, but not if you are ready to challenge the notion that everything in science is accepted because it is fact and that nothing in science is simply believed (with good reason).
To state matters indelicately, your position is absurd, regardless of how one views science.
One need not examine every snake in existence, past, present, and future, to know snakes cannot talk. We know what a snake is essentially, by definition. It is, among other things, a non-human animal that possesses only sense knowledge. This fact excludes it from the possibility of talking.
Language use involves rationality and the ability to think and know via abstract concepts. This is a higher order cognitive ability than what is possessed by non-rational animals, your snakes included.
Every noun has a universal designation, such as “tree” which refers to all trees, regardless of their genus, species, or variety. Animals possessed of sense knowledge only are limited to perceiving particular things in their phenomenal presence. They do not know “what” a thing is, they only perceive their presence and react instinctively and with added, but very limited learning.
Thus, aside from animals not possessing the proper physiology required to articulate the sounds of a language, they do not know “meanings” and hence cannot use language proper, speaking or not speaking.
In sum, your argument has no support of anything in reality. It is based on pure fantasy and lack of understanding of what is involved in language use. Sorry, to be so blunt, but your position is
prima facie absurd.
Your argument is also a
reductio ad absurdum, in that if a snake were to talk, then it would not be a snake at all, not by any stretch of the imagination. You can’t win.