Pastafarianism

[Ghoti]

There seems to be some new texts discovered in Egypt, which point to a far-Eastern vs Mediterranean philosophy. A papyrus unearthed at the archaeological dig at El Bamakha-Roni shows the heiroglyphics for the deity Amun-Ra reversed…as RA-AMUN!

Theologian Tom Yum of the University of Doncaster (U-Don) believes it is a breakthrough in the refutation of the doctrine of the holy Trinetti, and proving an Oriental origin of Pastafarianism.

The Conchigliette of San Acini di Pepe, Fr. Gemelli Rotini, whose theological bona fideos includes a farfellaship from Mezzaluna College, has called on the Pastafex to declare this wonton attack on the faith as Antipasto. He concedes, however, that such a pronouncement would only be binding on Romano-Catholicism, but not on Eastern Orzodoxy.

However, Dr Stillman Atkins of the University of South Beach, an agnocchic, claims it will all just be a tempestini in a teapot.

 

[Claire_from_DE]

There seems to be some new texts discovered in Egypt, which point to a far-Eastern vs Mediterranean philosophy. A papyrus unearthed at the archaeological dig at El Bamakha-Roni shows the heiroglyphics for the deity Amun-Ra reversed…as RA-AMUN!

Theologian Tom Yum of the University of Doncaster (U-Don) believes it is a breakthrough in the refutation of the doctrine of the holy Trinetti, and proving an Oriental origin of Pastafarianism.

The Conchigliette of San Acini di Pepe, Fr. Gemelli Rotini, whose theological bona fideos includes a farfellaship from Mezzaluna College, has called on the Pastafex to declare this wonton attack on the faith as Antipasto. He concedes, however, that such a pronouncement would only be binding on Romano-Catholicism, but not on Eastern Orzodoxy.

However, Dr Stillman Atkins of the University of South Beach, an agnocchic, claims it will all just be a tempestini in a teapot.

I agree with that last. Note that the name Tom Yum is an anagram for Toy Mum. Toy meaning he is playing with, teasing us, or toying with the facts. Mum meaning he is keeping quiet about the truth. The Romanos and Orzos can agree on this; ‘the enema of my enema is my friend’ says it all in this case.

 

[strngrnrth]

I agree with that last. Note that the name Tom Yum is an anagram for Toy Mum. Toy meaning he is playing with, teasing us, or toying with the facts. Mum meaning he is keeping quiet about the truth.

Actually it’s deeper than that. The Mum in Toy Mum means mother – the earth goddess. Also Tom Yum means O My Mut, Mut being another name for Nut, the Egyptian sky goddess.
Tom is a nickname for Thomas, which means “twin”, as in Gemini, the astrological sign under which the Battle of Lexington took place.

 

[Claire_from_DE]

Actually it’s deeper than that. The Mum in Toy Mum means mother – the earth goddess. Also Tom Yum means O My Mut, Mut being another name for Nut, the Egyptian sky goddess.
Tom is a nickname for Thomas, which means “twin”, as in Gemini, the astrological sign under which the Battle of Lexington took place.

That is deep; here’s your shovel, er fork. I think followers of the true faith will always be able to see beneath the deceptions of the evil ones, in other words, to perceive the pasta beneath the sauce. The reference to ‘twin’ can only point to the “Big Squiggley” of the heretics whom they also affirm to inhabit the ‘sky’. The reference to Lexington is also significant. The heretics may have fired the first shot, but they will have a battle on their hands, a holy war. Oh no, see what they have driven me to. Pastafarianism is a religion of peace and abundanza and hearty good fellowship. I must return to my hermitage and resume my consumption of wine and starches until I am again myself. Ciao for naow.

 

[inthecloud]

That is deep; here’s your shovel, er fork. I think followers of the true faith will always be able to see beneath the deceptions of the evil ones, in other words, to perceive the pasta beneath the sauce. The reference to ‘twin’ can only point to the “Big Squiggley” of the heretics whom they also affirm to inhabit the ‘sky’. The reference to Lexington is also significant. The heretics may have fired the first shot, but they will have a battle on their hands, a holy war. Oh no, see what they have driven me to. Pastafarianism is a religion of peace and abundanza and hearty good fellowship. I must return to my hermitage and resume my consumption of wine and starches until I am again myself. Ciao for naow.

RAMEN! ARRRGGGHHHLELLUYA!

 

[Claire_from_DE]

RAMEN! ARRRGGGHHHLELLUYA!

Ah, a charismatic pastafarian.