Maybe the message goes something like this:
"Abstaining from sex is the only foolproof way to avoid pregnancy and a multitude of sexually transmitted diseases. It’s the only way to be sure and to be safe.
OK, now that you’ve stopped laughing, sure we know that you are not going to do that. You are probably incapable of doing that. And why should you deny yourself anyway? So here are a variety of ways to hopefully protect yourself. None of them foolproof or 100%, but it’s the best we can do. And remember, the abortion clinic is always available, and no one needs to know, not your parents, not your boyfriend.
Now go out and make your own decision."