Pointless thread: An Experiment

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I’m waiting for the scrupulous among us to ask if they’ve sinned by reading a pointless thread!

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pianistclare said:
Fashizzle.
OR as we say in the ATL: tru dat
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Code pointless message: we eat a lot of pasta; I’m not that well-informed on angels to be of much help; and the hot-water kitchen gasket suddenly came off nearly flooding the kitchen and bathroom. So it looks like an exciting New Year’s Eve after all!
 
meltzerboy said:
Code pointless message: we eat a lot of pasta; I’m not that well-informed on angels to be of much help; and the hot-water kitchen gasket suddenly came off nearly flooding the kitchen and bathroom. So it looks like an exciting New Year’s Eve after all!
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Go to the main valve outside.
Turn counterclockwise.
Pass the parmesan.
Over and out.
 
Ah, yes, but is this a Catholic pointless thread, or a Protestant pointless thread?

There are profound theological differences between them you know. Is a pointless thread a case of faith or works? Was the OP double predestined before eternity to start this pointless thread, or did he really have a choice to be, or not to be, pointless? That is the question!!

Upon such pointless issues as these hangs the entire post-Reformation debate!!:cool:
 
Bob_Crowley said:
Ah, yes, but is this a Catholic pointless thread, or a Protestant pointless thread?
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A Protestant pointless thread? Wouldn’t that be redundant? Buh-dum-bum.

Four rabbis are having an argument, and the fourth lifts his hands to the sky and says, “God, send a sign to show them I’m right!”

Immediately, the sky is darkened by clouds.

“See? I’m right!”

“Bah,” say the other three. “A coincidence.”

The fourth raises his arms and asks God again, and a lightning bolt strikes a nearby tree.

“So what?” say the other three. “Lightning happens in storms.”

Then the clouds part and an voice booms down, “HE’S RIGHT!”

“Bah,” say the others. “It’s still three against two.”

Buh-dum-bum.

But seriously, could somebody let the Orthodox know that’s it’s okay for them to take part in this thread? It’s not an Ecumenical Council! Buh-dum-bum.
I shouldn’t kid around with the Orthodox…if I make them mad, they may not talk to us for another thousand years. Buh-dum-bum.

Hey, you’ve been a lovely audience. Thank you very much. :thankyou:

Yeah, I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.
 
Bob_Crowley said:
Ah, yes, but is this a Catholic pointless thread, or a Protestant pointless thread?

There are profound theological differences between them you know. Is a pointless thread a case of faith or works? Was the OP double predestined before eternity to start this pointless thread, or did he really have a choice to be, or not to be, pointless? That is the question!!

Upon such pointless issues as these hangs the entire post-Reformation debate!!:cool:
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Hi Bob,
As a protestant, I must protest your whole post but it would be pointless. 😃

On second thought, I won’t do that because I like you folks and I hope you have a safe and nice New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day in whatever way you choose to celebrate it.

I hope and pray that the Lord will bless each of you in 2015, especially in the areas of your life where it is needed most. I would appreciate it if you could keep me in your prayers, also.

Your friend in Christ,
Tommy
 
Randy_Carson said:
A Protestant pointless thread? Wouldn’t that be redundant? Buh-dum-bum.

Four rabbis are having an argument, and the fourth lifts his hands to the sky and says, “God, send a sign to show them I’m right!”

Immediately, the sky is darkened by clouds.

“See? I’m right!”

“Bah,” say the other three. “A coincidence.”

The fourth raises his arms and asks God again, and a lightning bolt strikes a nearby tree.

“So what?” say the other three. “Lightning happens in storms.”

Then the clouds part and an voice booms down, “HE’S RIGHT!”

“Bah,” say the others. “It’s still three against two.”

Buh-dum-bum.

But seriously, could somebody let the Orthodox know that’s it’s okay for them to take part in this thread? It’s not an Ecumenical Council! Buh-dum-bum.
I shouldn’t kid around with the Orthodox…if I make them mad, they may not talk to us for another thousand years. Buh-dum-bum.

Hey, you’ve been a lovely audience. Thank you very much. :thankyou:

Yeah, I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.
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Tip your waitress.

Jon
 
Looks like this is just another hit and run post…the OP has disappeared.
 
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