Poll: When will Jesus return?

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What’s your best guess as to when Jesus will return? Note I said this is just a GUESS, none of us KNOW for sure.
 
I didn’t vote. All I know is that each day that goes by, the world is one day closer to it, whenever it will be. 😃

And it is silly to vote on this since “Only the Father knows the day and the time.”
 
Probably when He is least expected. If we are prepared, it should not matter when he returns.
 
The bigger question is, are you ready for it - either the Second Coming or your own death, whichever comes first?

The end of the world is today for the 150,000 or so people who die each day. We need to be prepared at all times.
 
beckycmarie said:
The bigger question is, are you ready for it - either the Second Coming or your own death, whichever comes first?

The end of the world is today for the 150,000 or so people who die each day. We need to be prepared at all times.
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Still, I’d love to see it happen while I’m still alive:
And then they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory.
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He is already here, haven’t you been watching him on TV in Germany this week and the news coverage. 😉
 
answer: when the moon is in the seventh house and jupiter aligns with mars, then peace will rule the planets and love will steer the stars" this is rthe dawming of the age of aquarias… age of aquarias… aquarias… (du du du)… AQUARIAS… (dadadada) Aquariaaaasss… and so forth:whistle:
 
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answer: when the moon is in the seventh house and jupiter aligns with mars, then peace will rule the planets and love will steer the stars" this is rthe dawming of the age of aquarias… age of aquarias… aquarias… (du du du)… AQUARIAS… (dadadada) Aquariaaaasss… and so forth:whistle:
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Michael_Neal said:
He is already here, haven’t you been watching him on TV in Germany this week and the news coverage. 😉
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yep… from the TimesOnLine:

timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/gerard_baker/article4392846.ece

He ventured forth to bring light to the world

The anointed one’s pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers
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Gerard Baker

*And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness. *
*The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow. *
*When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?” *
*In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites. *

*click the link for the rest… funny, sad, and funny again…😛 *
 
JimR-OCDS said:
Not too soon, I still have some vacation time left. 🙂

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I really hope that it happens either really late on a sunday night or right before i go to work on monday- it would really stink to have to go to work all day, clean the house, make dinner, try to put the kids to sleep, and then- BAM! Jesus comes just as you go to sit down and watch the Simpsons with a cold beer and a jucy steak.
 
I don’t think it matters a bean when we THINK Jesus will return.

He’ll get here when He gets here–which is when the Father will send Him.
 
That Gerald Baker column was extremely clever! As I read it, I kept thinking,“antichrist”? Could it be? He seems to fill most of the requirements of Revelations…
 
I picked 2030-2033 because my favorite theory is that there is a 7 “thousand year day” plan with a special event at the turn of each day.

Fall of man 3967BC
First day 3967BC-2967BC
Great deluge 2967BC??
Second day 2967-1967BC
Covenant with Abraham 1967BC
Third day 1967BC to 967BC
Building of the First Temple 967BC
Fourth day 967BC to 33AD
Jesus redeems the world 30 or 33AD
Fifth day 33AD to 1033AD
Great schism 1054AD
Sixth day 1033AD to 2033AD
Jesus returns 2033AD
Millenium, 2033AD to 3033AD?? maybe this is symbolic

In this case Jesus would return on the third day from when he left, counting inclusively

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When God tells him too. If Jesus didn’t know the time, why would anyone want to guess?
 
I don’t think anyone knows. I just answered the last one thinking it was far off.
 
There is no way that anyone can predict when Christ will come, he himself said he will come at a time no one expects.
 
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