Oh no! Maha Rushi! El Rushbo! D=
Good Saint John of God, lover of those who suffer and special Patron of the Sick, I confidently place before you my earnest petition.
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Please intercede in prayer for Rush Limbaugh.
I beg you to recommend my request to Mary, the Mother of Sorrows and Health of the Sick, that both Mary and you may present it to Jesus, the Divine Physician.
Saint John of God, patron of the Sick and beloved of Jesus and Mary, pray to Them for me and obtain my request. (Three times.)
In honor of Saint John of God:
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Our Father, Hail Mary, Glory Be.
Saint John of God, Patron of the Sick, *pray for us.*
LITANY OF SAINT JOHN OF GOD
LORD, have mercy on us,
Christ, have mercy on us,
LORD, have mercy on us,
Christ, hear us,
Christ, graciously hear us,
God the Father of heaven, have mercy on us,
God the Son, Redeemer of the world, have mercy on us,
God the Holy Spirit, have mercy on us,
Holy Trinity, one God, have mercy on us,
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us,
Health of the sick,
Comforter of the afflicted,
Help of Christians,
St. John of God,
St. John, converted from a sinful life,
St. John, lover of the poor,
St. John, father of the needy,
St. John, servant of the sick,
St. John, friend of those in distress,
St. John, protector of virgins, widows, and orphans,
St. John, zealous for the conversion of sinners,
St. John, dedicated to atonement,
St. John, heroic in self-sacrifice,
St. John, eager for humiliations,
St. John, model of humility,
St. John, example of penitents,
St. John, filled with divine love,
St. John, victim of love for your neighbor,
St. John, apostle of Christian Charity,
St. John, consoler of the afflicted,
St. John, fervent in prayer,
St. John, ardent lover of Jesus Crucified,
St. John, devoted son of Our Lady,
St. John, favored with a vision of Jesus and Mary,
St. John, visited and helped by the Archangel Raphael,
St. John, miraculously protected from fire,
St. John, afflicted with disease,
St. John, most patient in suffering,
St. John, who died on your knees holding the crucifix,
St. John, helper of the dying,
St. John, founder of the Order of the Hospitaller Brothers,
St. John, Patron of hospitals and the sick,
St. John, wonder-worker for the sick and diseased,
St. John, special Patron of those suffering with heart disease,
St. John, the Heart Saint,
Lamb of God, who takes away the sins of the world, Spare us, O Lord,
Lamb of God, who takes away the sins of the world, Graciously hear us, O Lord,
Lamb of God, who takes away the sins of the world, Have mercy on us,
V. Pray for us, O glorious Saint John of God,
R. That we may be made worthy of the promises of Christ.
Let Us Pray
O God, you enabled Saint John of God, who was inflamed with love of You, to walk unhurt through flames, and by him You enriched Your Church with a new religious Order. Grant through the help of his merits, that our vices may be healed by the fire of Your love, and that we may receive remedies which will help us reach eternal life. Through Christ Our Lord. Amen.