Priest Hurt in Faith-Hate Attack

[LDNCatholic]

Britian is lost. it is no more. hitler finaly won the war. R.I.P Britian.

No, we’re still here thanks!

 

[Polaris]

Kadaveri you must have missed the other thread where we decided that Flying SARS and avian flu infected Eastern European Gay Muslim Communist benefit cheats had already taken over Britain to install Shari’a Communism in line with the Gay Agenda.

I remember it, but you forget the polish plumber part of the conspiracy!

I thought it was all fun and games till they attacked my house while I was out… It was horrible… the bathroom… the bathroom looked… looked… absolutely fabulous! My tacky geese tiles were replace with beautiful sandstone and accessories…the accessories complimented perfectly and to top it off the toilet was facing away from Mecca. I don’t feel safe here anymore, the terrorists have destroyed my life.

 

[Kaninchen]

I remember it, but you forget the polish plumber part of the conspiracy!

I thought it was all fun and games till they attacked my house while I was out… It was horrible… the bathroom… the bathroom looked… looked… absolutely fabulous! My tacky geese tiles were replace with beautiful sandstone and accessories…the accessories complimented perfectly and to top it off the toilet was facing away from Mecca. I don’t feel safe here anymore, the terrorists have destroyed my life.

Well, this weekend sees the first of the year’s great celebrations of those most-esteemed of British saints ‘DIY, Flat-pack Furniture & Garden Centre’. Let us all pray that the devotees, after having tested their faith by enduring the holiday queues on their difficult pilgrimages to Out Of Town Shopping, do not fail to focus on the plumbing crisis.

 

[LDNCatholic]

I remember it, but you forget the polish plumber part of the conspiracy!

I thought it was all fun and games till they attacked my house while I was out… It was horrible… the bathroom… the bathroom looked… looked… absolutely fabulous! My tacky geese tiles were replace with beautiful sandstone and accessories…the accessories complimented perfectly and to top it off the toilet was facing away from Mecca. I don’t feel safe here anymore, the terrorists have destroyed my life.

The swine!