Pro life car insurance

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Is there a pro life car insurance company that operates in VA? Thanks.
 
What do you mean by pro-life? Do you find your car insurance company donates to Planned Parenthood or something?
 
Just have the same question. Are there any car insurance companies that do not donate to Planned Parenthood or do not support same sex marriage?
 
I’m scratching my little lizard head at this one…

I mean flo is probably not pro life, she is kind of a floozy. Plus, I mean the very name, “progressive”. I mean she probably gets on 9 wrecks outside of planned parenthoods on her way to the pride parade. Right?
The gekko is not even human, and I think he is homosexual, the general is a violent war military dude…
Allstate and farmers… Hmmm well, Allstate for some reason just seems like they would support the anti life movement. And farmers well, thier commercials leave me confused. I mean there are no agricultural aspects at all which makes me question thier life stance too.
Now jake from State Farm is obviously homosexual as he is conspiring with another man against his wife while wearing khakis. Plus discount double check sounds like another word for birth control.

Nationwide… Hm well let’s try the jingle…
Sung to theme…
“Babies have a right to life”. I like it, go with them…

Besides I like Peyton manning.
 
All car insurance companies offer money to die…

Is that pro life?
 
Let me get recommendations from my pro-life hot dog vendor and my pro-life dry cleaner.
 
I’m scratching my little lizard head at this one…

I mean flo is probably not pro life, she is kind of a floozy. Plus, I mean the very name, “progressive”. I mean she probably gets on 9 wrecks outside of planned parenthoods on her way to the pride parade. Right?
The gekko is not even human, and I think he is homosexual, the general is a violent war military dude…
Allstate and farmers… Hmmm well, Allstate for some reason just seems like they would support the anti life movement. And farmers well, thier commercials leave me confused. I mean there are no agricultural aspects at all which makes me question thier life stance too.
Now jake from State Farm is obviously homosexual as he is conspiring with another man against his wife while wearing khakis. Plus discount double check sounds like another word for birth control.

Nationwide… Hm well let’s try the jingle…
Sung to theme…
“Babies have a right to life”. I like it, go with them…

Besides I like Peyton manning.
I’ll never be able to watch another auto insurance commercial without thinking about this.
 
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