I remember being able to convince a friend quite quickly that she wasn’t an aetheist but an agnostic as she couldn’t know whether God existed or not.
This can be done quite easily. Just follow this pattern:
TS(twiztedseraph):Gee you look great in that dress today Lala.
Lala: Thanks!
Ts:If you don’t mind me asking, whats your belief system?
Lala:Not at all, I’m an aetheist.
TS:So Lala, out of say the 100% of all knowledge ever made known in the Universe, from big band to this very moment, how much would you say you have?
Lala:Ummm less than 1% I guess.
Ts:So would it be reasonable to infer that in the over 99% of knowledge left over there is more than sufficient proof of the Supreme Being?
Lala:Why yes, I suppose, but it just doesn’t make sense, I believe in science and the Big Bang and all that jazz.
TS:Hmm, but for the Big Bang or even evoloution to be plausible all the elements would have to be perfectly intune and set out. I mean in a junk yard are all the parts needed to build a limo, but if a whirlwind passes through, you don’t see a limo, you see a mess.
Lala:Well I guess there could be a “Supreme Being” that made everything or put all the ingredients there, but I don’t believe in Jesus, I mean a carpenter…Puhleaze!
TS:Would you say it’s historically bogus to believe in Jesus?
Lala:Yes, I would!
TS

espite the fact that there’s more historical proof for the existence of Jesus then there is for Julius Ceasar?
Lala:Whoa look at the time, I got to get to my tutor, see you round Seraph.
TS:Bye Lala.