Publicizing a Granted Prayer

[emankcin]

In march i asked Mary to help our curling team win the league and i promised to publicize it if it happened. Well, we did win. Up until now though I have forgot about it. So I would like to publicize it now.

Thank you, Mary, for all your intercession and all my prayers granted through your mediation to your son Jesus Christ.

Amen.

 

[dchezik]

In march i asked Mary to help our curling team win the league and i promised to publicize it if it happened. Well, we did win. Up until now though I have forgot about it. So I would like to publicize it now.

Thank you, Mary, for all your intercession and all my prayers granted through your mediation to your son Jesus Christ.

Amen.

You know, I didn’t realize Mary and Jesus followed curling. It seems to me that having Mary invoke supernatural help to cause you to win would give your team an unfair advantage. Is that allowed? Why couldn’t the Chicago Cubs win a world series this way? I think prayers to win and steroids should be banned for all sports, curling included!

 

[10gr8kids]

You know, I didn’t realize Mary and Jesus followed curling. It seems to me that having Mary invoke supernatural help to cause you to win would give your team an unfair advantage. Is that allowed? Why couldn’t the Chicago Cubs win a world series this way? I think prayers to win and steroids should be banned for all sports, curling included!

I’m glad to see you realize the power of Mary’s intercession. When I was young and ran track I always asked Mary to help me do my best before each race. I will admit, it did give me a tremendous advantage.

 

[dchezik]

“I’m glad to see you realize the power of Mary’s intercession. When I was young and ran track I always asked Mary to help me do my best before each race. I will admit, it did give me a tremendous advantage.”

I’m glad to know someone else enlisted outside help in their athletic contests. I had this rabbit’s foot that helped me win baseball games. With my lucky rabbit’s foot I hit .411 and pitched a no-hitter. Then the umpire saw me rubbing it one game and took it away. I never won another game after that. And they even banned me from further competition! You’d a thought I was using steroids or something!

Don’t tell me it’s superstition!

 

[10gr8kids]

“I’m glad to see you realize the power of Mary’s intercession. When I was young and ran track I always asked Mary to help me do my best before each race. I will admit, it did give me a tremendous advantage.”

I’m glad to know someone else enlisted outside help in their athletic contests. I had this rabbit’s foot that helped me win baseball games. With my lucky rabbit’s foot I hit .411 and pitched a no-hitter. Then the umpire saw me rubbing it one game and took it away. I never won another game after that. And they even banned me from further competition! You’d a thought I was using steroids or something!

Don’t tell me it’s superstition!

You should have been praying instead, they haven’t outlawed that, yet.