Questions for God

[ProdglArchitect]

Never mind the big questions: the whys and hows of existence. What are the silly little mundane questions you’d ask God if you had the chance?

My big one:

Why hiccups? What are they for, and what causes them?

 

[DarkLight]

Were mosquitoes really necessary?

 

[Avila123]

Why do I have one pointy and one normal ear?

 

[Nelka]

I flipped through a book once called letters to God (or something like that), they were written by children, very funny.

My question would be, what was my guardian angel doing before I was born?

 

[UpUpAndAway]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Been wondering about that since I was 5.

 

[Theo2]

When we played hide- and - seek when I was a boy, we would say to the last one taught: your are in in coutterfit. What is coutterfit? I meant to ask my older sister before she died but didn’t. My two older brothers don’t know.